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The Incredible Hiro!

People either love me or hate me. Or think I'm ok. ~Mitch

About Me

i post the most secretest stuff in my blog. check it out. in the back and in the front. my lovely lady lumps.

My Interests


My 21 Questions
Tell me something you know about yourself.: I'm probably not going to like you. ok, maybe i'll like just you. no one else. ...alright, if you have a friend i'll probably like them as well. but that's it! no one else!
What is your favorite article of clothing?: My leather jacket. It has lots of pockets.
What is more important to you; strong in mind or strong in body?: Both are important.
If you could play any instrument, what would it be?: A guitar! Chicks love teh guitar player.
Do you believe in God?: Do you?
Do you believe in afterlife?: Nope. I'm really banking on that there isn't.
What is your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?: Removable clothing.
If you could be anybody else for one day, who would you want to be?: Someone with more money. Maybe Bill Gates. I'd transfer all his money to me before the day was over so I'd have it when I got back to my own body.
What makes you really angry?: People who talk during the movie.
Where is your favorite place to be?: Disney World!
Where is your least favorite place to be?: Work!
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?: Flight I suppose if I have to choose only one.
What song could you listen to over and over?: Nothing over and over. That'd get old real fast.
What would you say is your worst bad habit?: Intolerance to people who move slowly for any reason.
Can you keep a secret?: Tell me one and we'll find out.
Tell me something that you don't understand...: Where's my Karmic reward?
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd have a super power.
What is your favorite word?: Period.Wait, I thought that said least favorite.
What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?: I get up, run 10k, swim 30 minutes and lift weights for 45 minutes. Haha no! I usually just go piss.
What is the best thing this destitute world has given you?: Destitute? The question is kinda skewed if you describe the world as destitute right from the get-go.
Give me some words to live by...: Don't shit in your own backyard. Spread it around.
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I'd like to meet:

the frito bandito. that fucker can move.
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.

Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Music:

someone told me the hills are alive with the sound of music. i told him to get the fuck out of the hills. hills do not sing. serial killers sing. in the hills. it's a fact.

Movies:

all pixar movies, all wes anderson movies, sam mendes movies, quentin tarantino, tim burton, ridley scott, robert rodriguez, david fincher, sam raimi, christopher nolan, kevin smith and many more i will add later

Television:

i like smallboy (aka: smallville), lost and battlestar galactica this season. plus i watch simpsons, family guy, american dad, scrubs, my name is earl, the office, 30 rock and studio 60 on the sunset strip. and that's it.

Books:

just finished the neal stephenson baroque cycle books roughly six months ago. just now updated my profile to show that. fantastic life changing shit. the books, not the blog update. if your life was changed by anything i wrote here let me know. i'll laugh at you.

Heroes:

the girl at starbucks who gives me extra espresso shots. and the girl at shoppers drugmart for just being there. and the girls at the bank i go to. i don't know who hires them but thank you.

My Blog

lyrics to still alive, portal endgame song

i'm just piutting this here so i can admire it whenever i feel like it. you may admire it also if you feel like it. if.   Test Assessment Report.This was a triumph.I'm making a note here:HUGE SUC...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

ebay and hairy balls.

christine says:the lady i bought the cookbook from left me feedback already christine says:i havent gotten the book yet Enter your password: says:fool christine says:i could call her a fucking cunt a...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:33:00 PST

the polls closed like 2 months ago...

but ya'll kept on voting!   ..> why is this whole fucking thing about hiro? i am waiting for teh random shit oh wait, that looks like hiro is..waiting for some random shit, no no, m...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

angry butt secks; aka: how to save precious minutes while grocery shopping

i hate shopping, even for fucking groceries. so what i like to do is when i need some food i walk into a grocery store, the busier the better, then scope out un-accompanied shopping carts that are alr...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

harry potter spoilers!

ok, i just finished the book like 2 minutes ago. i had to get some chocolate milk and a box of dunkaroos then i came straight here. let me just say: fantastic book! what i'm proposing here is to give...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

sign up here.

sign up here.
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

the results are in!

ok, looks like no one liked the selection of answers i provided in my poll so it was a total write in. and here are the results! Other Responses new poll! ok. um. shit someone else go i declare cat...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

war is over! el sid surrendered like a surrendering surrenderer!

the war is over and it was a spectacular victory! as expected i was the only participant. in retrospect i think maybe i shouldn't have ended my last blog with "you people are stupid". perhaps that hur...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

the war on el sid begins now! (senior citiizen discounts are available on request)

ok, this is it. the active agents in my top friends list have been compiling information on the activities of the entity known as "el sid'. it turns out el sid, or DISLE as she is known to her co-hor...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

new blog!

  princess leo says:hey princess leo says:did you hear about the new pirate movie? arch duke hiro says:yo arch duke hiro says:potc3? princess leo says:no arch duke hiro says:prolly not then prin...
Posted by The Incredible Hiro! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST