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Johnny Johnny Johnny

I'm bringing dumpy back.

About Me

So here's some stuff I wrote, or acted in, or hung around the set of for the free food.

Also...

My Interests

Theater, failed attempts at psychokinesis, film, travel, explaining my tattoo

I'd like to meet:

Fewer shits. More giggles.

Music:

I had this idea. I'm going to just add new bands to the top of this list as I decide that I like them. 'Cause, you know, I'm totally now and with-it. My cultural tastes are constantly evolving.

The Decembrists, Esquivel, Henry Mancini, Perez Prado (I have more than a dozen different recordings of "Patricia.") If you don't like Cat Stevens you're a dick.

I can't not mention Jason. He's one of my oldest and dearest friends, and I'm so happy he's back in my life.

My new friend Zach is a musician. I work with him. He's a pisser.

Hey, check out Mabel! You'll visit for the profile picture, and stay for the songs.

Holy cats! How could I not have mentioned Just Watch Me Burn? He's not a big fella, that Steve, but careful. He'll cut a bitch.

Carter Tanton can swing a tune, too. I stumbled upon him playing on an empty subway platform late one night, apparently just for the pleasure of making music. The next day he dropped a CD off at my office. Wicked good stuff. You should add him.

I also like Imperial Teen, Frank Black, Kronos Quartet, and this Biz Markie cover of "Benny and the Jets" that my buddy Matty is playing at his desk right now.

Old, OLD Police, Ice-T, Rasputina, Skeleton Key, Shaggy, Rufus Wainwright, Leonard Cohen, Buffy Ste. Marie, Ludacris, This Mortal Coil... I'm all over the map. Give it to me, I'll listen.

Movies:

Soon as I find somebody with good taste in movies, I'll just copy and paste their selections here. Stay tuned.

Television:

Rome, Carnivale, Bones, House, M.D., Frontline, Real Time with Bill Maher, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, 24. And other stuff.
Gosh, most of my favorite shows are off the air. I like The Office - the US and UK versions, 'cause I'm very sophisticated - and 30 Rock. And Los Angeles public access.
If you think Dane Cook is funny, we have nothing to say to each other.

Books:

I don't update this part often. I am a dolt. Currently, Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Plus some other Gaiman omnibuses (omnibi?), some poetry (Ted Hughes mostly) and a side order of Lovecraft. Oh, yeah, and Shakespeare. Loves me some Bard of A to the V-O-N.

Heroes:

We could be. Just for today.

My Blog

You know what’s funny?

When a white lady from Manhattan yells at some black dude, "I'm not a second-class citizen!" ...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:01:00 PST

If you are offended by foul language....

...well, if you are, I'm surprised that we're friends. Delighted, though! But, yeah. If you would not care to hear anything offensive, I would suggest that you do not listen to this clip. ...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST

Filter

Olivia can make ANYTHING sound dirty. I love her. ...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:06:00 PST

Indie Games

Kevin HATES IT when I spring words like "Lascaux" on him. ...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:05:00 PST

Adam Vs. Adam

Here's one of the interstitial projects I get to do at G4. ...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:02:00 PST

Monkeys in the News

Fresh every Friday at Bush League!...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:21:00 PST

Ming and Toy

Thanks, Ed! ...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

PUNCHED!

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Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:30:00 PST

Take me out to the ballgame

Music announce plans for Eliot Spitzer night By Jay Adams, The Telegraph - [email protected] Along with grooming potential major leaguers, Minor League Baseball is all about entertainment through u...
Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:01:00 PST

I cannot stop watching this guy’s videos

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Posted by Johnny Johnny Johnny on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST