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Jon

Welcome to Circus Sarcasm (carnies, show your ID)

About Me

My name is Jon and I am sarcastic. Compulsively. Well, not always, but it helps keep conversations kicking. I'm also 85 years old and have what the ladies refer to as a "killer beer gut." Hot, indeed.

My Interests

Films (and movies), photography, randomness, being a free spirit, inventing new forms of profanity, videogames, concerts, art galleries, restuarants (with food, not loud music), chillin' (oh yay, street style -- see: sarcasm), reading magazines, ripping up magazines, being wacky, laughing uncontrollably, making bizarre noises while driving my car -- or while on hold (listen: "WEEEEE-DOOOOO!), pondering the mysteries of the universe, buying "interesting" t-shirts, figuring out cool shit to do with my apartment, collecting incredibly strange stuffed beings, buying really bad movies just for the hell of it, buying 99% bad movies just for that 1% of goodness, buying really amazing movies, wasting away talking on AIM with friends around the world, actually being productive on AIM while others think I'm wasting time, running (kinda), burning my body at the gym (it's oddly enjoyable), laughing at how absurdly priced art books are (then buying them), searching for cool hand puppets (but never actually finding any worth buying; what ever happened to the 80's Muppet revolution?), trying to get that "Six Flags" theme song out of my head (you know, the one with the old dancing dude), dancing like a praying mantis with a broken leg, eatting new flavors of potato chips, blah, blah, blah...

I'd like to meet:

Probably a person... but I'm no opposed to aliens. Tentacles are sexy.

Movies:

The Professional, Strange Days, Double Indemnity, Wall Street, Akira, Dawn of the Dead, The Night of the Living Dead, La Femme Nikita, Bully, Alien, Aliens, Amelie, and lots and lots and lots of other films that I just can't think of now...

Television:

The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Lost, Rescue Me, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, Da Ali G Show, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Jonny Quest, The Simpsons, Sealab 2021, Gunsmith Cats, Cowboy Bebop, Everwood, My So-Called Life, Family Guy, The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, everything else Muppets, Teen Titans, Scrubs, Lost, Line of Fire, Disinformation, The O.C., life as we know it, and lots more...

Heroes:

Richard Corliss, David Mamet, Kyle Cooper, hall passes, every friend I've ever kept (and kept me back), a certain lady who gave me life (and good metabolism)...