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TC

Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe fuck yourself.

About Me

Too old to bother. Too young to care. I'm just looking for the home stretch.

My Interests

I work 12 hours a day. 3 are spent writing, the rest are spent trying. I want to mix old, late teen Puritanical drive towards pleasure deprivation and self-improvement with the current trend of Dionysian pleasure seeking I'm hooked on. I have no job and I'm really into sleeping right now. I have an air purifier and a heavy blanket so each night I slumber in almost narcotic bliss.
I really love art and photography and sort of wish I went to art school. I dropped out of a photography night class, how sad is that? That's like a homeless person getting fired. Some day, I will have my own cartoon show, not about me, cause that'd be real dumb, but created by myself and an artist. Formula C18H21NO3 Mol. mass 299.368. I share a third of my apartment with a two-fisted fuck up who drinks whiskey and cuts hair. We both enjoy the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can provide. I'm also a huge fan of lolcats and orlyowls
These things are important to me.

I'd like to meet:

Lyndea did awesome on her marathon and raised tons of money for cancer research. She is outstanding an inspiring for that.

Here is another motivated girl's worthy cause, come join me at....

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Murder City Devils, Death Cab For Cutie, Misfits, Pogues, Mobb Deep

Movies:

I have bookcases of DVDs still in shrink wrap and Arclight and AMC gift cards that are years old...what does that tell you? I enjoy movies, but never seem to watch them. Most recently, I was moved by Baraka, Jesus Camp and Pan's Labyrinth. Watch movies with me.

Television:

Cartoons.

Books:

Hellblazer, Preacher, Catcher in the Rye, Blankets, Lolita, Portnoy's Complaint, Hellboy, Sandman, Portrait of the Artist, Confederacy of Dunces, Hell's Angels, Confederacy of Dunces, Vurt, Lolita, Death in Venice, anything by Michael Chabon, John Steinbeck, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip Roth, David Sedaris, Don DeLillo, Brian Vaughan, Geoff Johns or Allan Heinberg, David Sedaris.
I love a lot of artists too...Dave Crosland, Craola, Joe Ledbetter, Kazu Kibuishi, Khang Le, Luke Chueh, Roy Lichtenstein, Andy Warhol, Chris Appelhans, Henri Matisse, Edward Gorey, Dr. Seuss, Windsor McCay, Andy Suriano, Mark Ryden...and a bunch of photographers whose names I somtimes remember...Arbus, Crewdson, Avedon, Weston, Lange, Mortenson

Heroes:

Drunken Irish fighters

My Blog

Lyndea Did Awesome

So, the race is done and Lyndea exceed her goal she set for her fund-raising marathon. While the race is over and she outdid herself--thanks to all of you--I had to still have this on my page somepla...
Posted by Teen Haze on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

SAN FRANCISCO

Despite our best efforts, Newhouse and I have forged an unlikely friendship. It was like an episode of Saved by The Bell where Zach and Lisa are hanging out and you're like, "What the fuck? Those t...
Posted by Teen Haze on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Sometimes I Make Commercials

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Posted by Teen Haze on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

I love you

But I've chosen darkness
Posted by Teen Haze on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

Earlimart video from Suzie Vlcek

my friend Suzie made this video for Earlimart "We Drink On The Job"--if you need a video holla at her!! ...
Posted by Teen Haze on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:07:00 PST

Best advice ever!!!!!

Never, ever, EVER wear a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" t-shirt  to a seedy bar called "The Cock" where the bouncer looks like this He may forcibly kiss you and slam you into a door. And let us never spea...
Posted by Teen Haze on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST

Parental Quotes

Mom: - Expiration dates are just a suggestion, food is actually still good 6 months beyond that.- Do people kill each other within their own groups?- It's the new thing to own three houses. - Girls in...
Posted by Teen Haze on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST