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Chainsaw Chelsea

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About Me

*This is my life
*I am addicted to lists
*I am in love with life
*I never believe what anyone says about anyone else
*I don't care if you dislike me
*I am brutally honest
*I hate SUVs
*I am obsessed with elephants
*I am seretly boring and domestic
*I have an unhealthy obsession with horror movies
*I still like all the same music I liked when I was 15
*My little sister is my best friend
*I fucking hate the red hot chili peppers
*Being unkind to animals is a surefire way to make me hate you
*That includes wearing their fur.
*The few people in my life who I care about know who they are
*I dont waste time
*I live every day like its my last
*My dogs are more important to me than most people
*I find people who hate other people for no reason or for stupid reasons are cheesedicks
*I have no respect for people who can't say what they think
*I love Braxton. As should everyone else.

My Interests

morality is beautiful

I'd like to meet:

*I would like to meet some more myspace stalkers.
*I need more criticism.
*I would like to meet crazy die hard christians that like to force their beliefs on everyone else to the point that they forget what they believe.
*I would like to meet people who feel that the female form is pornographic.
*I would like to hang around people who make me feel restrained and oppressed. (it makes me feel at home, here in the fatherland.)
* I am also interested in spending my spare time reading messages from people that simply say "youre hot." I love those people the most, because they make me feel intellectually stimulated.

Music:

i drink booze...i still think anyone who bases their life off of a stupid fucking Minor Threat song should commit suicide.

Movies:

see "about me" pet semetary, dude.

Television:

If I say the word "Friends" and you think of a TV show, you need to adjust your priorities.

Books:

stuff i like to read
*gabriel garcia marquez
*sylvia plath
*f scott fitzgerald
*ee cummings
*jd salinger
*tennessee williams
*leo tolstoy
*daniel quinn
*david sedaris

stuff I'd like to read
*henry miller
*upton sinclair
*t.s. elliot
*nietzsche
*anais nin
*franz kafka
*nobokov
(please help me add to this list)

Heroes:

kill your fucking idols. be your OWN hero, do what you want and stop wishing you were someone else.

My Blog

banners!

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Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST

maybe i finally got around to discussing my cupcake.

Here it is.  please dont make fun of my "just woke up face and hair".  thanks. ms. erin:leona:annaliese:chelsea:mhmm... i miss these ladies. ...
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:59:00 PST

New Spraygraphic Ad..YAY PICTURES!


Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

im not taking messages

so post some shit here if youd like..ill check and answer any worthwhile shit. xo chels
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 02:00:00 PST

Fuck you, NJ. Bring me home.

So Its 5:23 AM Eastern Standard Time. January 4, 2006. I brought in the new year back home in New Jersey. Funny, how after only a year being in Arizona, the east coast just doesnt feel right anymor...
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:31:00 PST

Keep Covance out of AZ

the company in the following video is planning to build a 400,000 sq. ft. lab in Chandler...SOON. but we can stop it. Message me for info on protests, and MAKE SURE YOU WRITE TO CHANDLER CITY OFFICI...
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST

I NEED FEMALE MODELS

CASTING CALL: MON OCT 10 @ 9PM TUE OCT 11 @ 7PM Rock hottie is currently auditioning girls to be in our lingerie runway show as well as additional jobs around the valle...
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 04:17:00 PST

GET ME WET

Rock Hottie (a lingerie show that I do) is holding a carwash tomorrow. We'll be soaking wet, in our tiniest bikinis, and, well, we'll be doing what we do best...looking hot...just for you. So come...
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 06:34:00 PST

One night stand application ( i dont want a boyfriend, so just fill this out instead)

If you're a girl, title this "boyfriend application" and if you're a guy title it "girlfriend application". Repost this and see who's eligibe to be your special someone. Have fun! Reply to poster if ...
Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 01:34:00 PST

All the answers youve been looking for!

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Posted by Chainsaw Chelsea on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:05:00 PST