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kayla-jane-DANGER!

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About Me

I AM THE ORIGINAL JANE DOEI am a lady, evolving all the time. My name is Kayla-Jane, I have been called an enigma, and thats probably the best way to describe me in one word.I am a model,in the mainstream and alt-nude/fetish industry. I am also a PADI MSDT (basically I am a SCUBA instructor).I was born and raised in NY, and in 2005 I moved to Los Angeles, in reality... just to escape NY. My whole life I had three things that kept me from completely falling apart; dance, writing and scuba diving. All of which I found a serious passion for at around 13 years of age. So for anyone who knew me then and sees me now, where I am isn't far off from where I started.I strayed off my path after high school, entering college early to study Fashion Design at Parsons. That was when the NYC night life took over, and I began to GoGo dance and party for a living. Then for many years (in NY and LA) I gogo danced at many clubs and really enjoyed myself, but that life gets tiring and it really isn't much of a career.Between dancing, performing in music videos, acting in the occasional movie, modeling for local clothing companies and taking my clothing off for the camera, I found myself searching for something more in California. That is when I returned to scuba diving and decided to fulfill my dream of becoming a scuba instructor. I currently teach at Eco Dive Center in Culver City CA. (more about that at myspace.com/daffydiveco)I continue to model and act, and try to balance a normal life by the beach with my cat and boyfriend enjoying the life i couldn't while sleeping during the day. You will always continue to see new things from me, and if there is anything you think I can't or wont do, learn to expect the unexpected from me.I am not the person I was in January, Im certainly not the same as I was years ago. For now check me out at Godsgirls.com Burningangel.com ErotiqueDigitale.comENJOY...

My Interests

im interested in my interests...they may sometimes include but are not limited to ... ballet writing poetry memoirss-non fiction-flash fiction myself my family which includes but is not limited to my amazing boyfriend and my cat dexter travel little creatures meowing drawing looking like a cat painting creating things cigarettes wine cheese champagne smoking weed roof top pool at the downtown standard face touching telling secrets, not yours, just mine love movies tattoos indie films conceptual obscure egocentric pompus film, art, literature, anything latin jazz isadora duncan learning things non religious spirituality smiles my brother good beer footbol finding the meaning of home and keeping it for longer than 1 year romance creating art singing the blues vegetables stimulation motivation words lies tomorrow people watching writing lists delay acting elegance sculpture language SCUBA DIVING marketing becoming the box comedy big band me myself and i fishies, the kind you swim with not the ones you eat jeans monkies big sweaters blankets and pillows neck ties and bowties people with multiple personalities not for tourists guide fetish shoes mean-jane unpacking for 5 months desgining and making clothing being underwater being near water photographs history everything french gypsies the boys section of GAP kids baby pictures self sabatoge P my rainbow striped sweater that itches-mini where is it latex money marine biology debate parks in the city clcean socks never being fogotten enlightenment.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- BEGIN bunnyhero labs pet code -- .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END bunnyhero labs pet code --

I'd like to meet:

First of all to get it clear... I am not married, but I am taken, by a wonderful man that couldn't be compared, or described in words. I love him, with all of my heart, its the match I never thought I'd meet.I would also like to meet, people who dream big, smile at the sun and kiss life the the sky.People with enough patience to watch paint dry while drinking lemonade People who dove the doria before it became crap and of course someone to publish my books...
I have a few amazing friends I keep close by a few scattered across the US and Europe, I dont know how many more of those I can manage to keep up with ...but I guess flat friends are cool ....♥ NO MORE DOUCHE BAGS
i always like meeting new photographers who can take pretty pictures of me
oh yea ...and people that make me banners like the ones above and this one if you have made me art, or a banner sent it and it will be displayed on my profile..if you want htmls for any of the banners you see here or something let me know older more recent divers ... i love to dive...

...ammended again... and maybe a windchime

Music:

whats on my ipod right now aesop rock andre nickatina babyshambles barry manalow the beatles bebel gilberto bell biv devoe ben folds five ben harper bjork bob dylan bob marley bright eyes burning spear the clash coldplay creedence clearwater damian rice desaparecidos diana krall dispatch the doors e-40 elton jon elvis costello feist fiona apple glassjaw gypsy kings hall and oates hot hot heat i am the avalanche ice cube immortal technique interpol jack johnson jem doe dassin john coltrane john lennon johnathan edwards josh groban kelis the kills long beach dub all stars mack 10 mad caddies michael buble mike jones miles davis motion city soundtrack necrophagist nick drake nina simone ok go paramore park ave paul wall peter bjorn and john peter sarstedt prefuse 73 queen queens of the stone age the raconteurs reggie and the full effect robin sarstedt the rolling stones simon and garfunkel slim thug sly and the family stone stillhaven sublime suzanne vega t.rex tegan and sara the temptations too short the white stripes ying yang twins stuff i can dance to

Movies:

french films and japanese films but not the obvious ones... L.I.E, drugstore cowboys,Pi, the dreamers, requium for a dream, billy elliot, Boondock saints, kissing a fool, white oleander, lost in translation, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Spun, matchstick men, pirates of the caribbean, any austin powers, shawshank redemption, stand by me, dream catcher, hearts in atlantis, the secret window (anything jonny depp)(almost any movie based off a stephen king novel), the usual suspects, finding nemo, tombstone, aliens of the deep, seven years in tibet,

Television:

lil bush lucy daughter of the devil deadwood law and order.. width="425" height="350" ..ENOUGH SAID ..

Queens of the Stone Age - 3's & 7's

Posted Yesterday

Badass sex kittens flaunt their switchblades and wreak havoc in a dangerous desert town.

Books:

candy~mian mian, anything stephen king, one flew over the Cuckoo's nest ~ken kesey, the electric cool-aid acid test- tom wolfe, ANYTHING DAVID SEDARIS (me talk pretty one day, naked, barrel fever, holiday on the rocks, dress your family in courderoy and denim...) The poisonwood bible, go ask alice

Heroes:

all the survivors, you know who you are.my grandma... my parents and brothermy meows my coworkers are the greatest people on the planet

My Blog

catching up on what ive done...

here is an up to date pseudo resume for those of you looking for my work this only has work I have done the past few years I have lived in LAWebsites:Godsgirls.comBurningangel.comErotiquedigitale.com P...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:00:00 PST

an interesting interaction

the following is a message i received from a "friend" someone whom I had never spoken with before... ----------------- Original Message -----------------From: ..Kevin..Date: Jun 6, 2008 2:18 PMAs some...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST

budapest day one continued

day one post gerbaudafter filling up and walking back to the apartment we waited for barbara (the bride) to show up, help us with setting up our phone and laundry. when kat and barbara went out i took...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:02:00 PST

budapest day 1

day 1started out early, way early. woke up at about 6am budapest time. after attempting to get some more sleep we ventured out at around 10 to see more of the buda side of budapest. we are pretty cent...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Sun, 25 May 2008 06:59:00 PST

flash: my name is paul

walking into a place where everyone knows who everyone is except for you is a good way to get yourself noticed.I walk into a nondescript pub, older men standing at the bar and in booths with their bac...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:24:00 PST

Nude in Long Beach!

Today I experienced life as I never had before. Throughout my career as a model I have rarely found myself outside my comfort zone, which I suppose compared to most people's comfort zone, mine is pret...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:44:00 PST

hand in hand

you keep your hands to myselfand ill keep my hands to yourstease and you will please me so tender, your touch is all i needill get in touch with your masculine sideas you feel your way through my femi...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:47:00 PST

those little things

little pills these little things saving little livespleading for your conscious thoughttest your fertility and adjust your biological clocksee what comesmother may i see ignorance is blissuntil its yo...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:43:00 PST

THIS IS NOT ME

On this French blog/discussion board there is someone pretending to be me.although I am french I am not on this site : http://clubjeune.jeun.fr/vos-photos-f8/jane-t2490-255.htmthe y post over 18 pgs of...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:49:00 PST

about me ...and glen miller

about mei take pride in house parties i throw wont serve wine that tastes cheap no matter how much i paidwhen i saw the movie closer i saw a lot of my life... then i fled new yorki used to make up sto...
Posted by kayla-jane-DANGER! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST