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spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!!

FACT IS I'M STRONGER THEN ALL

About Me


Here I am
I am a monster but I was made
Here I stand
I am a beast that was born of pain
Bred to hate in this world gone insane
But now I'm here to stay
and I live to spit in your face.
^^Someday, I'm gonna be this guy^^
I WAS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF ^^THIS^^ SHOW
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
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^^ALL THE COOL KIDS HAVE ONE OF THESE ON THEIR PAGE^^
"In our hearts and in our minds we believe hardcore music should stay outta big business and stay on the streets where it belongs all you kids out there always keep the faith....(R.I.P. RAYBEEZ)
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My Interests


SHOULD I RUN FOR SCOTTSDALE CITY COUNCIL???
YES, I would probably support your campaign and vote for you
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My favorite hobby these days is watering my lawn. Other then that, I'm really into my dog mostly. I also really enjoy tuner cars (right now I'm all about big ass rear drive American death machines with gangsta ass V8's), old school video games, Jackson Rhoads guitars (not to play, just to look at), building model cars, and cooking up massive gourment feasts for whatever classless group of fucking scumbags I have on hand at any given time. I also have a massive collection of muesum quality hardcore and punk memorbilia. I royally hate the Republican Party, and anybody that bases their stances on TV commercials, God, who they would rather get drunk with, or what their Daddy told them to do. Hands down my all time favorite CD is Outlaw Anthems by Blood for Blood, and that should fully tell you something.

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I used to make this TV show (heres Darkest hour w/ bonus uncensored interview)

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A SHORT FILM ABOUT HARDCORE

RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING TOP, HERE'S SOME SHIT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW ABOUT ME..........

- Yes, I am the guy that gives you all the free shit at the bar. Yes, i like my job. No, I can't get you one. No, I will not get you drugs. No, I don't use my job to get laid, and yes, its completly none of your business how much money i make

- If you are completly shit housed at the bar, have no money, and have no way to get home other then driving yourself, COME FIND ME!!! i will absolutly drive you home, and in most cases do it for free (as long as you dont live a million miles away. in that case i have friends that drive cabs, that will hook you up cheap). I would MUCH rather take a half an hour and get you home safe, then have you get on the road and kill a bunch of innocent people. dont be a fucking idiot. however, please be aware that if you disrespect me or my car on the ride home, i will immediatly stop and leave you on the side of the road, and i will do it physically if i have to (this applies equilly to both the boys and the girls....and no ladies, i dont give a fuck how cute you are)

- I WILL most definatly slam you with nonsense bullitens. i unless im working im bascically a total loser that never leaves my house, and i hate people so much that i feel the need to constantly breaide you with said hatred from the comfort of my own home

-There is no such thing as absolute anything, except for the rule that there are exceptions to everything. life is almost entirely made up of shades of grey, and polarizing yourself is no different then jamming a fork into your eye.

-if you are local, or you live in any of the area codes i work in, and i come across your page i will pretty much ad you regardless of who or what you are. getting to somewhat know your neighbors brings a sense of community thats severly lacking these days. its quite a fucking novel idea, i know

- i am a ginormoius racist only because i find racism to be non existant in the form of totally blatant ridicule. if you get offended i'm completly making fun of how ignorant you are

- If i have sent you multiple ad requests, and you deny them, but you keep getting more, dont worry, im not stalking you. i add people fairly indescriminatly, and i dont pay a lot of attention to who i add. so if your getting pissed off that i have sent you multiple requests, just go ahead and block me. its easier for everybody that way

- i dont have a million tattoos, and i never will. sure i understand that a big part of my "culture" is being tatted up from neck to nuts, but ive never invisioned myself in that way. sure im aware that tattoos get you laid constantly, and really serve to prove how "hardcore" you are anymore (*rolls eyes*), but frankly i dont wanna typecast myself, i dont need women like that in my life, and i have absolutely nothing to prove to anybody. plus, i find that culture to be EXTREMELY watered down. do i have a problem with your tattoos?? of course not. i would never judge anybody based on something like that. however i ask that you please do the same for me, and instead go puff your chest at some random bro skank or some scene whore. im sure she will be way more inpressed then i will be anyway

- my favorite thing on earth is laying in bed with my dog, and watching MSNBC in the middle of the day

- I NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DRIVE DRUNK. So no, this means you cant buy me a drink while im at work. i really appreciate the offer, but honestly best case scenerio is getting arrested. I really wish people would think about that a little harder then they do. Please take whatever money you wanna spend on me, and use it to either tip the staff at the bar (seeing as they work WAY harder then i do), or put it towards getting a cab ride home.

-i remember absolutly everything. if i claim to forget something, its because i totally dont care and im too polite to directly tell you to go fuck yourself

-violence doesn't belong at hardcore shows. it belongs directed at the rest of the world

-i have ice cream for breakfast basically every morning, and thats never gonna change (even though im allergic to dairy)

-corporate america is satan in reality terms. if you aint D.I.Y. you are part of the problem, and i hope you get a huge dose of well deserved lung cancer. the beast can't eat if you don't feed it

-torture is in no way shape or form entertainment. chances are if you disagree then a conversation with you is probably mentally just as painful as watching anything eli roth has ever made (aside from thanksgiving of course)

-i have willingly perticipated in prostatution, as i have bought girls in this town dinner and drinks before. think for a second what that says about you as a collective half popluation

-i already know that you dont know the first fucking thing about friendship, family, loyality or integrity, so dont try and trick me in to thinking that you do. it wont work

-god has ruined this country as well as every other country hes touched through out history. wise the fuck up and read a paper instead of preaching 475894579847598739457 year old bullshit to me that has been constantly rewritten by hypocrites

-one night stands are never worth it no matter how hot she is

- punk night at martini ranch is an oxymoron, just like me saying id be sad if you killed yourself while you were at punk night at martini ranch (PS the dirty pretty rock bars completly quilifies here too.....seriously, you people need to kill yourselves)

-if you dont know who R.A the rugged man is, and you talk all "hip hop" i hope you crash your jetta into a nuclear bomb and your disfigured family survives only to get raped and eatin by mongoloids

-id kill to set every blockbuster video in AZ on fire. not becaue i hate movies but because i passionatly hate all the posers i run into in that place everytime i wanna go rent under seige 2. PS nice throwdown hoodie and super sweet lip ring there brah. and oh yeah, just because chester from linkin park thinks club tattoo is super swell, doesnt mean you should too (i mean seriously, did you all have a meeting or something?)

-I'm 100% dirt ass poor, but yet im always surrounded by rich people. there for, i hate rich people more then i hate anything else on earth. reason: you have absolutly nothing going for you other then money, but you seem totally incapible of understanding that

-ive been in fights with more then one celebrity in recent years. what makes you think i give a fuck about pissing you off?

-its without question the truth that all the good ones die young

-ive been 86'ed from basically every club in scottsdale, so please dont invite me to go to any/V.I.P. me for any of them.

-I jerk off to pictures of muscle cars on ebay all fucking day long. they are just as pretty as your skank ass, they are way more fun to ride, and they actually go up in value as they get older

-yes, i know your favorite band, and no i wont help you to hang out with them

-im a totally self centered asshole with luck like a bovine in an iowa feed lot. i totally dont care to hear your minute by minute play by play of how bad your life sucks. mine is always worse, even if its really not

-anything anybody from the phoenix new times prints/says/thinks about me isn't true

-yes, im aware i have horrible grammer. i have an 8th grade education. funny though, im still more intelligent then your stupid fucking ass seems to be

-short hair and/or tattoos dont make girls look hot, cute, edgy, or any of that bullshit. they make them look like men, and if i wanted to fuck men, id take a shot at the big time, and go knock off a wells fargo

-dont argue with me about politics. you wont win

-yes, i am the guy that throws the legendary BBQ's, and no you cant come to any of them

-so you're a model. congrats. i dont wanna sleep with you. the novelty of seeing photoshopped pictures that somebody else made of you naked wore off a long time ago. plus i dont wanna deal with your bullshit ego. and oh yeah.....just cuz you say your a model doesnt mean you look like one, so please keep that fucking nose from going perpendicluar to the ground when you are talking to me. im not impressed

-Strength isn’t a BMW, or a million dollar trust fund, or a house in P.V. Strength is how you view the world and how you treat its inhabitants. It’s how you make yourself survive when you have nothing to survive on. It’s how you pick yourself up when everything has fallen down. It’s how you treat those around you that aren’t as strong.

-yes i will harass you to subscribe to my blog. a bazillion people a week read it that are probably much smarter then you, so you should obviously try and pay attention, and maybe youll learn some shit

-the most beauitiful things on earth never make themselves obvious. if you dont take a good look around your world you will most certianlly never see them. i make my biggest daily priority to actually pay attention and dig a little deeper

-yes, i will be adding to this list of idiotic bullshit when i sober up

anywhoooooo.........

Id love to hang out with anybody who is not a total douche missle, and who also enjoys leaving their house from time to time. I'm really tired of all this eletronic bullshit getting in the way of peoples personal relationships. I agree that things like myspace are a great way to communicate and exchange ideas, but for fucks sake, IS EVERYTHING AIM, MESSAGE BOARDS, PLAYSTATION, AND CELLPHONES THESE DAYS??? Its really discourging how lazy people have become. I'm so sick and tired of asking people to go do shit and the only response I get is "I'm busy, we'll talk on AIM/Myspace". But funny, they seem to have an endless amount of time to sit and bullshit with me through eletronic channels. I'm not directing this at anybody in preticluar, but it happens a lot. this isnt just a guy or a girl thing. THIS IS FUCKIN EVERYBODY.

THERE'S A REASON WHY WE ARE THE MOST OVERWEIGHT NATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET. GET OFF YOUR FUCKIN ASSES AND GO DO SOMETHING REAL WITH REAL ACTUAL PEOPLE GODDAMMIT!!!!

GO BE A FUCKIN HUMAN. ITS NOT HARD, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR CENTURIES. OUR PARENTS DID IT, OUR GRANDPARENTS DID IT, AND THEIR PARENTS DID IT, AND LOOK WHAT ALL THEY ACCOMPLISHED!!!

IF WE WERE LESS SLOB LIKE, THE POLITICAL SITUATION IN THIS COUNTRY WOULD SURE AS SHIT BE A DIFFERENT STORY. HAD THE WHITEHOUSE PULLED HALF THE SHIT ON OUR PARENTS THAT THEY DID ON US, EVERY PUBLIC PARK IN THIS COUNTRY WOULD BE FULL OF FUCKIN TYE DYE, ACOUSTIC GUITARS, AND POORLY MADE CARDBOARD SIGNS ON STICKS

IVE NEVER ONCE SEEN THAT. YOU??

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^^Break it down for em keith^^

POINT IS WE ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS GENERATION IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY. NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE BITCHING ABOUT THE STATE OF THE FUCKIN WORLD, GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR. ITS OUR FUCKIN FAULTS.

DOES ^^THIS^^ LOOK FAMILIAR????

I'M FUCKIN SICKENED YOU.

I HOPE YOU ALL ARE FINDING THIS MESS WERE IN TO BE WELL WORTH THE EXTRA COUPLE HOURS OF GRAND THEFT AUTO YOU BOUGHT YOURSELVES

Anyway, I wanna make it perfectly fucking clear, that I'm not in anyway Mr. fucking PR for the AZ hardcore scene. Will I deny that stupid shit happens here?? absolutly not. shits a fucking mess in this state right now, but just know, that.......

1.) its not my fault

2.) regardless of what you read, theres actually a lot of good people here

3.) i dont really give a fuck. i didnt do it, and im not involved, so i dont wanna hear about it. I keep myself with in the confines of the rules, and im sick and fucking tired of hearing shit from everywhere when others don't.

4.) no, I CAN'T GET YOU A SHOW IN PHOENIX. as much as i may want to, 90% of the venues here wont talk to me, and i can't afford to blindly lose my ass at the ones that will. im sorry. ill try and rout you to flagstaff, yuma, or tucson if i can, but again, I CAN'T DO SHIT FOR YOU HERE

5.)if you are a real life friend, and you happen to piss off another one of my real life friends, im not going to play moderator anymore. Act like a grown up and handle your own shit. I'm done playing that game with everybody

with that said, i do want to make it known how much i do enjoy meeting people from other scenes around the world. if you're a hardcore kid from outside my little world here, and i havnt already added you, please feel free to add me, and drop me a line. believe it or not, im actually a pretty nice guy, and i would love to hear from you

And, for all you dancers/webcamers/wanna be porn stars.........

I HAVE NO MONEY. PRETENDING YOU LIKE ME IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME

if you wanna be friends, thats great I welcome it.

BUT, I WILL NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU EVER

This means, I WILL NOT go to your club, I WILL NOT buy your video, I WILL NOT visit you website, and I WILL NOT send you anything via Paypal or CC Bill.

If you want simple conversation, fire away. If not, DON'T ADD ME OR ACCEPT MY ADD REQUEST.

Again its a waste of everybodies time

I'm fully capible of masturbating on my own for free.

Also, If you're some random hot chick and i added you, i'm not gonna bother you with any bro-dawgish "hey baby wanna fuck??/show me yer pussy" kinda bullshit. Most likly, the reason I added you so that on some off chance someday you might find one of my bullitens interesting enough to foward to the 4353553445165653765367357 friends you have. Again, Im here to network mostly and I could give a fuck less how hot the reflection of your ass looks through your 3 year old T-mobile fuckin camera phone in your fuckin bathroom mirror. You're a messinger, not a potenal lay, and I'm very greatful for any help you can give me. And yes, I'll return the favor, Ill repost anything you need reposted (and i have more then enough friends to make bulliten trades worth your while. so hit me up if you're down for that), and Ill be happy to leave you ego inflating comments when ever you ask( and they will be respectful, unless you're a totaly idiot, or you're horribly self ritious, then i will make fun of you, and vandalize your page to no end. I really don't give a fuck how hot you think you are. Do I have a problem making friends with you?? Of course not. But again, my primary mission here is networking.

Finally, please don't try and manipulate me into shit either. I'm basically immune to hot girls at this point and you would basically be again, wasting everybodies time. If you need something, ask politely and chances are i'll do it as long as it doesnt involve any of the above actions mentioned in the section directed at strippers/cam whores

IF YOU HAVE FURTHER QUESTIONS YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO MESSAGE ME. I ANSWER EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE I GET. I HAVE ABOUT 17,000 FRIENDS AND GROWING BETWEEN MY VARIOUS PAGES, AND I GET ON AVERAGE ABOUT 35 PAGES OF MESSAGES A DAY. SOMETIMES IT TAKES A WHILE(IM ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD ON THIS ONE, ITS THE OTHERS THAT I GET BACKED UP ON MOSTLY), BUT I ALWAYS GET IT DONE

Thanks and have a nice day :)

-sd

PS I'm only an asshole if you're an idiot. please remember that before you try and talk with/add me.

*****IF YOU ARE A BAND OR A ENTERTAINMENT RELATED BUSINESS AND I DONT PERSONALLY KNOW YOU, OR HAVE NOT CONVERSED WITH YOU ON HERE IN A FAIRLY LENGTHY CAPACITY, I WILL IMMEDEATLY REMOVE ANY FLYERS OR ADVERTISMENTS YOU LEAVE ON MY COMMENTS SECTION. IF I DO KNOW YOU, THEY WILL BE REMOVED THE DAY FOLLOWING YOUR EVENT. I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER PROFILES FOR YOU TO SPAM, SO PLEASE USE THOSE. ALSO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME "THANKS FOR THE ADD COMMENTS. I THINK ITS PRETTY MUCH IMPLIED AT THIS POINT*****
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Music:

Legit hardcore, non right wing wacko talk radio, pop punk, shitty 80's butt metal, real deal underground hip hop, and anything local.

^^COMING SOON^^

Movies:

I pretty much enjoy anything that roughly celebrates whats actually right and good in this shitty ass world we live in. Im also totally down with excessivly long car chases (I ain't gonna lie. I'll watch a movie I hate if theres a 30 second shot of a car I like, and I'll be happy as shit while I'm doing it.), and the single greatist actor of his generation.......steven segal

IF YOU SEE WHATS WRONG HERE, CLICK THIS AND GET INVOLVED

send your shitty fucking new jack slasher films to the bottom of the fucking dumpster. theres nothing in anyway entertaining about plotless, graphic, violence. you fucking people should be ashamed of yourselves

Television:



PLEASE VISIT SPYDERDOG INC.

The Shield, The Daily Show, Wild Boyz, Various Cartoons for grown up's, Scrubs, Jackass, First 48, MSNBC/CNN/Etc.., Colbert Report, Walker Texas Ranger, anything where they are building cars or motorcycles, and 80's action shows like Magnium PI, The A Team, and Miami Vice. I basically like stuff that either makes me think or stuff that totally makes me not

Theres always Broncos games too

^^HANK^^

Books:

Im currently reading The Great Unraveling: Losing Our Way in the New Century by Paul Krugman

Heroes:

My Grandfather, Henry Rollins, White Trash Rob Lind, Keith Olberman, John McClain, Astronaut Jones, anybody who actually has the balls to speak their mind, and anybody that really understands what it means to be a good friend, and a decent, honorable human being

R.A. THE RUGGEDMAN

WHIPLASH THE COWBOY MONKEY

ONCE AGAIN, ROGER SPEAKS THE TRUTH, AND SAVES THE WORLD

My Blog

ATTENTION ALL RENTAL PROPERTY MANAGERS IN ARIZONA........

FUCK YOU.....HARD AND WITH SOMETHING SHARPstory....so now for the FORTH time weve been fucked around like this (this is easily the most irritating example however)so ive been busting my ass/losing al...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:51:00 PST

KEITH OLBERMANN DOES IT AGAIN/WHY AGAIN HILLARY PROVES SHES INSANE

now before anybody decides to go ahead and talk any shit regarding my comments in worldwide takeover regarding my fear that some lunitic asshole would actually take a shot at presi...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:15:00 PST

I ADMIRE THIS MAN SO MUCH

keith olbermann is so on point its insane........ PART ONE PART TWOits pretty rare when i find somebody that can say things like this better then i can, but night after night keith d...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

DONT BE A DOUCHEBAG LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH

for those of you that actually live outside of the worlds of fucking warcraft.....the DOW has already dumped like 200 points today, and is not showing much sign of slowing down, because invesment bank...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

SMOKING WEED

this is by far the most legit PSA ive ever seen....... ill keep this short and sweet........ive gone on and on about how much i cant stand cokeheads. they are violent, and totally unreasonibl...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST

MY INTERVIEW WITH WORLDWIDE TAKEOVER ZINE

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 ..>..>..>  Out For Revenge interv...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:16:00 PST

GIRL FIGHTS

ok, ive fucking had enoughonce again tonight i witnessed an event that i really probably shouldnt have. once i sat back for a few minutes and analized what had just gone down in front of me i realized...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST

IF IM EVER IN A RESTRUANT AND I HEAR THE PHRASE........

"he went to jared" muttered by ANYBODY, im dumping all the food off my plate and using it to  beat the entire table into retardation i hate this time of yearnothing says thank god for being singl...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:57:00 PST

ATTN LOCAL AZ BROADS AND QUEERS: I DESPERATLY NEED YOUR HELP!!!!

ok heres the deal......in the month of december i am being FORCED to work a night at one of those horrible, crap filled shit pig clubs in scottsdale that i loathe so much (no i wont tell you when and ...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST

THE BEST REVENGE

today just got awesome :-D so i just went to the bank to cash a bonus check i got, and as i walked up to get in line, i just about had a heart attack. standing two people in front of me was my su...
Posted by spyderdog says THANK GOD SHES FINALLY GONE!!! on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:25:00 PST