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About Me

i kill for charity. i fuck everything i kill. toys for tots hates my guts.
i'll punch a gift horse in the mouth.
I'll never learn.
my heart is bigger than my pride. i always push too hard. i always blame myself. i never see the forest for the trees. i'm fun as shit. none of my exes live in texas. i never fucking stop. can't stop. won't stop. i like girls, which is convenient, coz they seem to like me back. i take bad pictures. the reason i take bad pictures is coz i'm pretty ugly unless i try, and then i'm fucking gorgeous. i'm growing up, against my will. i've got my share of emotional problems. i'm smarter than i give myself credit for. i'm not all i'm hyped up to be. i work at ascension data solutions, and fuck if i'm not happy about it. most of my friends are several years older than i am. i've always had a problem sleeping alone. i'm irrationally afraid of spiders. i love the people i love, and fuck the rest. i apologize when i'm wrong. i spent 2 hours watching hot dog eating contests because i couldn't figure out how to work the TV. if i had the choice, i'd spend 6 hours a day having sex. i've spent my whole life inside my own head. i try too hard at all the wrong things. i like conflict. i've never slept right. i find the most horribly offensive things hilarious. i have attempted suicide. i have attempted homicide. i have not (yet) attempted genocide. i have used spermicide. i have been drunk far more times and in much more capacity than you have. i have had a broken nose. i set it myself. i've played in bands. i've been "that guy". i've been knocked out. i'm always thirsty. i romanticize everything. i deal poorly with heartbreak. i HATE being cold. i've got a thing for redheads. i've got a thing for nice asses. i like small nipples. the steelers are my favorite football team. kazushi sakuraba is my favorite martial artist. sushi is my favorite food. leo is my sign. farce and sarcasm are my bread and butter. bread and butter is not on my list of favorite foods. i can't stand stuffing, yams, or pork fat. i spend too much money on gifts. shaving is the bane of my existence. not shaving drives me insane. i skate a darkstar board. i wear grey dickies shorts as often as possible. being wet is an unpleasant sensation to me. obscenely fat people disgust me. don't ask me how i get away with what i do. don't think i'm out to get what you have. i've had better. i really like wearing beanies. i would not wear cecil if i had the chance. the most fulfilling relationship i've ever had lasted 2 weeks. my favorite color is grey. i very rarely remember my dreams. i will catch up to them later. i love the rain. i play too rough. i spend at least 40 hours a week at the computer. some of that is work. i think that hot sauce can make almost any food better. i vote. i don't care if you do. i have sporadic pains all up my left diodes. i don't expect you to get that reference. i love my family, even though i'm horrible at showing it. i party 7 days a week. i make the worst decisions possible at any given moment just to see what'll happen. i'm very interested in Parkour, but not while i'm drunk. that shit hurts. i say i'm going to quit drinking every couple of days. i rarely do it. i can be a hypocrite, but i try not to be. i can be an asshole - i actually make an effort. my friends are lunatics. it keeps life interesting. last minute life changing decisions make me happy. i absolutely love greek food. i get depressed every autumn. i consider calvin and hobbes to be highbrow literature. i'd like to play calvinball someday. i go all out for halloween. my dream is to live in a castle in ireland. i'm often convinced of my own superiority. the people i keep close to me keep me humble. i'm not a fan of scary movies. i'm happiest when i'm making people laugh - i don't care if it's at my expense. i get irritable when people interrupt what i'm watching. i smoke because i'm addicted to breathing something thicker than air. i actually hate nicotine. i like dark colors, but bright rooms. me and fashion don't get along.i've driven a cop car through a public park at 6:30 in the morning. drunk. yes, it was as awesome as it sounds. i've driven a normal car through a wall at 2 am drunk. yes, it sucked at least as badly as it sounds. i've heard every song worth hearing. i've disappointed everyone i know at least once. the door to my bedroom is shaped like a coffin. there's more, but i'm tired.
among my best friends, i have the luck to include: a crust punk, an asian with a death wish, a sideshow artist, a real cowboy, a hardcore promoter, an intellectual, and a man who knows more about sex than Dr. Ruth.
i'm just like you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

robot sex fiends, alien drug czars, and survivors of a post nuclear civilization

My Blog

what's up, self-absorbption?

i created a profile playlist, so that you all have more than one song to ignore/pause/turn your speakers off/despise my taste. also, i now how have a lot more music available to listen to as i read ab...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:00 GMT

I live my life

so last week, i forget which day, i met with our landlord to pay ourrent (well, the rent that was available). Having spent a little of thecash, I had to withdraw some from the atm's by our meeting pla...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:41:00 GMT

Playing Monopoly for self worth

The concept is that when one gets into drugs, the things they enjoyed become less appealing.What does it mean when this occurs without drugs?I'm certainly not depressed any longer - I'm happier than I...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:14:00 GMT

plenty of people write poetry that sucks

smoking cigarettes. drinking beer. watching cartoons.we all cry when our fairy tails end. sometimes we know it's over before we think it is. sometimes holding on to something beautiful turns it sour. ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:30:00 GMT

rest in peace, ol birdy dastard

i fucking hate the AZ mvdi ordered plates that say "RIP ODB", and i've been crazy stoked to get them. i open my package today, and the fuckers sent me plates that said "RIPOBD"like i needed another re...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:51:00 GMT

i should be asleep

couple things on my mind as of late.it's not glaring, not noticeable unless you're me, i guess...but i'm making huge changes. growing. as boring and unwanted as this sobriety shit is at times, it's do...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:50:00 GMT

cap'n renforth, scourge of the seven private trackers

i'm downloading the entire billy idol discography, along w/henry rollins spoken word stuff. i'm fucking stoked.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:48:00 GMT

so it’s a new year...

first of all, i'm not going to bother making a resolution. i'd like to break as few promises as possible, and that means making as few as possible. the ratio breaks down somewhere.also, i had a good 2...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:39:00 GMT

Brockfast

holy shit. i had an interesting morning...good, but definitely unexpected.so i got about an hour, maybe 2, of sleep. i crashed early because i have shit to take care of today, and i figured on going t...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 08:46:00 GMT

living at the corner of mohawk and sobriety

my room is littered with o'douls bottles, soup cans, and clothes. my mind is similarly littered with questions about where i go from here. 6 months is a fine break from drinking, but i should really t...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:10:00 GMT