Im a geeky metal head, ex-gutter punk, adventurer who likes all things geeky and metal. Did i mention im a geeky metalhead? Ive been around... been homeless, train hopping, touring, been there done that.... sex drugs rock.... yeah.... but that all got old, and so did I. So here i am at the ripe old age of 30... maried, got a cat, apartment, bills, debt, and going to make videogmaes someday soon. As always, im moving to conquer the game industry...
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I am constantly gathering weapon and non-weapon proficiencies, improving my THACO, and rollin twamps. You cant touch my negative AC, I lewt the phatest, crit the mightiest, & I got more H.P. than Love Craft, I got more game than 1st, 2nd & 3rd edition. I'll str your dex, con your int and wis your cha. So ancient Ive ran basic, expert and advanced, Ive tunneled with trolls and fiend for the folio, Im manually a monster and can throw up a mighty DM screen. My dungeons are vast my dragons are doom, I got max hench and 9th level followers, so bad ass they should write a handbook on me, I roll more damage than a dmg. Ive killed more plebeians than a Phb, I roll monsters and demi humans more than any human, So good im lawful and chaotic that im evil, so neutral its true, and my brains got more doors than sigil. I got more stats than darksuns got sunburns. I got more weapons than page 69, better saves than 101 so take that to you phb, initiative is mine, So take that to you DM with some viralent type E... peace in the outter plains yo... that bloodwars gotta go yo... Single minded like a modron, more terrible than a terrasque..... I could go on.... but you get the picture.
=------------------------------------------------------Ive curently fallen in love with KAIJU BIG BATTEL!!And someday I will hold the Kaiju championship belt in
triumph !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sex Pistols-My way
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