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Kaiju

DANGER CAN HAPPEN

About Me


Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. Planet Earth is under threat: scattered throughout the galaxy is a monstrous mob of maniacal villains, menacing alien beasts, and giant, city-crushing monsters that are waging war against one another. Presiding over this mayhem is the Kaiju Commissioner, an enigmatic human-arbiter appointed by a clandestine cadre of world leaders to regulate Kaiju rage. If the Kaiju Commissioner doesn't do his job perfectly the entire world could get caught in the crossfire.
Currently, the Kaiju Universe maintains an active roster of approximately 30 monsters, including a factory-worker-turned-soup-can called Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, a dirty hare-sage dubbed Dusto Bunny, Uchu Chu the Space Bug (self-explanatory), and a despicable, square-headed mad scientist known as Dr. Cube. In addition to the Kaiju Commissioner, a few other privileged humans also get a piece of the action, including Referee Jingi, a mustachioed official who enforces fairness and civility in the ring, Anthony Salbino, an urban renewal expert who reconstructs crumbled cityscapes between Battels, and one tuxedo-wearing, mouth-running MC named Louden Noxious.
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My Interests

Monster mayhem, Urban distruction, Anime, Sentai, A3 Team, World domination

I'd like to meet:

Anyone to stand in the danger zone.

Music:

Peelander-Z, The Lot Six, Daikaiju, Babaloo, Blue 3, Gito Gito Hustler, Gelatine, Google A, The Poison Ivy League and The Spunks.

Movies:

Terebi Sento, The Shocking Truth, More Better Fighto, Otaku Unite!

Television:

Rubbish

Books:

Kaiju Big Battel: A Practical Guide to Giant City-Crushing Monsters
Kaiju Big Battel Fan Book By TOK

Heroes:

Neo Teppen, Los Plantanos, Robox, American Beetle, Dusto Bunny, Force Trooper Robo, Sentai Jin, Slo Feng, Powa Ranjuru, Atomic Trooper Robo and NOT Dr. Cube

My Blog

Most Danger Spring!

The Kaiju Commissioner is thrilled to announce the next three cities to host Kaiju Big Battel, the world’s only live monster wrestling spectacle. The Kaiju Heroes will be ready to spring into ac...
Posted by Kaiju on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:00:00 PST

DANGER STRIKES BACK Battel Commentary

Danger Strikes Back. What a fitting Battel name. New Heroes debuted, injured favorites returned, legendary officials fell, and Lupo’s Heartbreak Hotel will never be the safe again. Danger was on...
Posted by Kaiju on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:22:00 PST

The 99th Problem: Dr. Cube Interview

The next Kaiju Big Battel stop on the More Better Fighto Tour is scheduled for Saturday, March 29th, 2008 in Providence, Rhode Island. Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel will bear witness to a championship bout ...
Posted by Kaiju on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:54:00 PST

Sour Grapes or Humble Pie? One Member of the Sea Amigos Will Be Eating Their Words

        When Unibouzu debuted in Kaiju Big Battel he made a big splash, swimming right up the ranks. He has always been a top contender for the Kaiju Grand Championship a...
Posted by Kaiju on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST

The Sea Amigos in CHIKARA’s King Of Trios!

The Sea Amigos had a rough NY Blackout, with Unibouzu and D.W. Cycloptopuss turning on Kaiju Champion Call-Me-Kevin. It is something of a shock then that the Amigos are scheduled to take part in Chika...
Posted by Kaiju on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

Cockadoodle... Dude!

Tadd Braddley, who ruffled some feathers during the RoBox Robolimination Rumble, won't be catching rays any time soon. Human fighter Chris Hero, who was ejected from New York Blackout, cold-cocked the...
Posted by Kaiju on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:19:00 PST

New York Blackout Battel Commentary (Official Results)

-New York Blackout-When Kaiju Big Battel invaded Manhattan's Webster Hall on Saturday February 9th, grown-men cried, adoring young ladies screamed, and a mob of humans got their money's worth, plus so...
Posted by Kaiju on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST

Kaiju Big Battel: New York Blackout - THIS SATURDAY 8PM NYC

Live Monster Mayhem This Saturday's special Kaiju Big Battel, code named "New York Blackout" is upon us, and the lid has been blown of the Battel's hush-hush secret? During each of the scheduled fi...
Posted by Kaiju on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:21:00 PST

Kaiju Big Battel Escapes to New York Feb 9 08

After conquering the Warsaw in Brooklyn, Kaiju Big Battel will invade Webster Hall on Saturday, February 9th. This night of live monster wrestling will showcase Kaiju favorites, Steam Powered Tentacle...
Posted by Kaiju on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:32:00 PST

Tonights Kaiju Big Battel Lineup

Kaiju Big Battel: The PilotWith musical guests Peelander-ZWhen: Wednesday, February 21st, 2007. Doors at 7:00pm; Show at 8:00pmWhere: Avalon Boston, 15 Lansdowne St. Boston, MATickets: Available at ti...
Posted by Kaiju on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST