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Ashlie Rictus

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


TL;DR Version: I hate people who hit on me the most. Wrestling, horror movies, comics, drawing, music, goats, ebola, and Mamegoma make my life go 'round. I'm a nerd. I'm friendly. Don't hit on me. Private profile? Message me before add. Inked and pierced. COCKROACHES ARE DO NOT WANT.
Hi, I'm Ashlie. I'm a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.
I'm mostly way too friendly, and love most everyone (one of my best friends put it best- I am a stuffed anamol *yes the typo IS intentional*).
I'm an artist and pretty fond of real media *colored pencils specifically* as my medium, but every so often I will work (Badly, may I add :|) with Photoshop. I enjoy nachos and taffy, and may possibly be addicted to lychee nuts, Nos, and Full Throttle: Blue Demon.._. I'm very fond of animals. I want to own a pygmy goat, or possibly a sloth. I enjoy professional wrestling. I'm a HUGE Kaiju Big Battel and Chikara mark, I also have a HUGE soft spot for InterSpecies Wrestling. I also like reading (Robin Cook and Clive Barker are big loves of mine there as well as Neil Gaiman), watching raunchy horror movies, listening to music. I REALLY adore the game DDR and I'm also very fond of Silent Hill, Resident Evil, and Pokemon. I RARELY watch TV. DVDs are my friend. Re-Animator is a huge love of mine. I'm really fond of the Ebola virus for some reason or another (I have it tattooed on my ankle- I think it's neat!).
Oh yeah, I did mention I draw, didn't I? For the most part it's anthropomorphic characters, monsters... and wrestlers. If I do art work for you, just ask me and I'll probably be more than happy to pay to have it shipped out to you as long as it's going to a good home.
I have tattoos and piercings with plans for more of both.
I'm a Leo and a rabbit, and fit the typical personalities really well.
Earlier I said that I'm incredibly friendly, and I really am, even if I come off as shy at first. I don't necessarily think that people I talk to internet don't matter- but if you're going to treat me like trash, I could give two less shits about you. I have people who care about me, and that's what matters to me. You don't, it's no skin off my back. I'm happy, I hate being hit on, I draw a lot, and I yell. I almost wish I had a megaphone so I could just walk around yelling into it. I like to be amused, and about as soon as you can get me laughing or comfortable talking to you, you've made a good friend.
The only things I'm afraid of are ladders. ... and some species of cockroach.
If you'd like to talk to me off of the site... I have AIM and MSN. Ask me for them.
Uh yeah... yo. I guess. :|
Note- If you're going to add me as a friend... have the decency to send me a message and talk to me a little bit. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PROFILE. I'm a very nice person, but I like to have SOME sort of idea about where we connect and why you're adding me. I HATE IT when people just add me souly based on the fact that "I'm pretty/hot/wtfe". I don't CARE if you think I'm attractive. I don't know who you are, so your input means NOTHING to me on that level, and if you can't find something past that. I have NOTHING to talk to you about.
I'm very tolerable of things and people, but once I get annoyed I don't like confrontation. One way to avoid this is to NOT message me and be like "OMG UR HOT" or anything of the ilk. If that's all you have to say to me, do NOT waste my damn time. I'd rather people not flirt with me either until I get to know them, flirting makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. Kthnx.
My Pokemans, let me show them to you.♥

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SiNN, James Mitchell, Mikey Whipwreck, HR Giger, Damon Gant, and people who can make me laugh. ... oh... and Christopher Hart. ... So that I may proceed to punch him in the stomach for making such terrible "How To Draw" books. ... IT DOES NOT GO LINE. CIRCLE. DONE. ... IF YOU'RE GOING TO TEACH PEOPLE, SHOW THEM A REAL STEP BY STEP, ASS! D:

My Blog

LET’S PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH ONE BULLET. LOLOLOL

Taxidermy- OH, THE BEEMANITY!!!! says:I was listening to Bal Saggoth the other day... and... all I could think of was you doing the Black Arcane Ice Cream Truck deal."IT'S ALRIGHT, IT'S OKAY, THERE'S ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:31:00 GMT

Guess The Songs - MEME BULLSHIT

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.Step 2: Post the first line (or two) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.Step 3: Bold or cross out the songs when someone gues...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 14:28:00 GMT

MY ASS FOR RENT- PLACE YOUR BIDS!

So, inspired by my new default pic... ... I've put my ass on the auction block. I want to see what the highest bid I can get on it is... so far... the high bid is for...$12 and Vin Gerard's cardboard ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:52:00 GMT

Life Updates? EGADS.

So a lot has been happening on my front.First things first... ... yeah, I'm officially single, and happy about it. I've been having some things coming back to me as far as it concerns people I know.....
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:17:00 GMT

I’ve Been Single TWO DAYS...

... and I'm SO TEMPTED to just put that fucking "In A Relationship Status" back on and ONLY be looking for friends and networking... because I SWEAR TO GOD, if I get ONE MORE person pulling..."LOL HEY...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:45:00 GMT

100 Theme Art Challenge

So... because I have this need to grow stronger with my art- I'm deciding to do a little challenge. For the past few years there's been a little meme floating around the art communities online called ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:06:00 GMT

Interested In Art From Me? READ ME.

Okay, I been getting popular art wise lately... so for those of you who didn't read that last blog, I'm going to put up a repeat.I'M NOT DOING WORK FOR FREE ANYMORE.Unfortunately, the time and supplie...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:43:00 GMT

:B

Conversation is AWESOME.Taxidermy says:OR IS IT!?Taxidermy says:IS IT REALLY, GRANT!? D:Carpe Diem, baby! says:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Taxidermy says:XDCarpe Diem, baby! says:THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!Carpe Diem...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:17:00 GMT

AUGUST 10TH...

Is definitly Vanity & Violence presented by Chikara... ... and as my calendar on my page states- I am totally going to be in attendance.Now, you may be asking yourself what this has to do with you...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:49:00 GMT

I Know I Was Supposed To Type About Ants In My Bathroom... : SUGGEST SOME HORROR MOVIES FOR ME!

But... I haven't got around to doing a little something that I need to do along with it. So, it'll be soon... I've actually had projects to work on lately so what I need to do for it just... hasn't be...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:31:00 GMT