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♪You're no zombie till some-zombie loves you

the cake is a lie...the cake is a lie...the cake is a lie...

About Me


If you don't know me, you might never get me. Hopefully, if you get to know me, you'll see I'm not scary weird. I'm definitely silly weird, though. I'm artsy-ghetto and very leftist. I'm a Pantheist, library nerd, escapist, make-up artist and whore for gore. I'm odd, scatterbrained, restless, and tacky. I'm in with the out crowd. I believe in revolution but also believe everyone's revolution is different. I drink too little, smoke too much, laugh when I'm sad, cry when I'm mad, don't sleep or eat enough, work a dead-end job but wish I was the "Goddess of Gore." I cross stitch, scream like a queen, and like to lick and bite people I love. I know the only thing constant is change. And if you grok sharing a glass of water with me, hit me up. Oh, and I like green...I really REALLY like green...Want proof?

You Are Emerald Green
Deep and mysterious, it often seems like no one truly gets you.
Inside, you are very emotional and moody - though you don't let it show.
People usually have a strong reaction to you... profound love or deep hate.
But you can even get those who hate you to come around. There's something naturally harmonious about you. What Color Green Are You?

My Interests

Come play with me:
I'd like to take up writing again but my left and right brains don't get along and refuse to be seen in public together. In the meantime, here's my list of random shit I like: anthropology, erotica, music, film, poetry, video games, puzzles, sudoku, comics, comedy, paganism and other religions, fighting for human rights, being the voice of the voiceless, sexual identity and homosexuals (cuz every fag deserves a hag and every hag needs a fag), the apocalypse, make-up artistry, the art of Olivia De Berardinis

I'd like to meet:

Leftists, weirdos, aliens, artists, witches, bitches, loons, poets, creeps, tree-huggers, anarchists, nerds, dorks, geeks, trouble-makers, and anyone who can find me more make-up work! Oh! And the Grim Reaper! He's been following me for years but he's never caught up. I think he's trying to be sneaky but he's not doing a very good job of it.

Music:

This is a hard one. Ozomatli, Oingo Boingo, Dilated Peoples, Jurrasic 5, Saian Supa Crew, Manu Chao, Zap Mama, System of a Down, Bob Marley, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Jill Scott, Saul Williams, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Orishas, Us Pros, Marisol, Tupac, Queen Lahtifah, Dana Owens, Kings of Leon, Aztlan Underground, Mars Volta, The Roots, Blackalicious, Tabla Beat Science, Lauryn Hill, Lila Downs, Immortal Technique, Rage Against the Machine, Dead Prez...showtunes and songs from cartoon comedies...I could go on but I won't.

Movies:

I'm a WHORE for GORE so anything bloody and brutal. And an escapist so anything FANTASTICAL. Pan's Labyrinth, Tales from the Crypt's Demon Knight, Tales from the Darkside: The Movie, Ninja Scroll, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, George Ramero's Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead and the remakes of the first 2. House of 1000 Corpses, Lightning Bug, People Under the Stairs, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Evil Dead, May, Nightmare on Elm Street, HellBoy, Lord of the Rings (and all other things Peter Jackson!), I *Heart* Huckabees, I Woke Up Early the Day I Died, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Boogie Nights, Princess Bride, Who Framed Rogert Rabbit, Baadasssss, Cannibal the Musical, Kama Sutra, Metropolis (both versions), Goonies, Monster Squad, the Last Dragon, Orgasmo, My Best Friend's a Vampire, Freeway, Fight Club, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Beetlejuice, Secretary, Love Object, Gremlins, anything by Ed Wood, Little Shop of Horrors (both versions), The Devil's Backbone, Freaks, Bachelor Party, the 'Burbs, Assorted films by Takashi Miike, South Park the Movie, anything by Pixar, anything by Tim Burton...I'm gonna stop now... I LOVE MOVIES! Oh, and, obviously JOHNNY VIRUS formerly titled "Bottom Feeders" (head over to http://www.johnnyvirus.com and watch the new extended trailer)... and be on the lookout for VICTIMS (coming soon).

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Masters of Horror, Fraggle Rock, Monkey Trauma Center, Dexter, Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law, Chapelle's Show, Weeds

Books:

Stranger in a Strange Land, Cool Gardens by Serj Tankian, The Bear that Wasn't, Where the Wild Things Are, Brave New World, Dracula, the Bible (it's a great work of fiction with a KILLER ending)

Heroes:

Greg Nicotero, Billie Holiday, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Howard Berger, Serj Tankian, Darth Vadar, Betty Page, Bast, Olivia De Berardinis, Eon McKai, Jean-Michel Basquiat, my beautiful and fascinating parents...

My Blog

almost makes me want to watch baseball...

ALMOST. But hey, never dances around so much to this song before today. Check it out. ...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:12:00 PST

RIP Stan Winston

I hoped it was a lie... but, unfortunately, it's true.  Stan Winston, Make-up Effects Master, and a personal hero of mine, has passed away at the age of 62.  He contributed to some of the be...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:18:00 PST

Alas, we request the blessings of the fates

So, voting is over on the contest videos. In just 24 hours, our score plummeted and we knew it would. Voting was shifty cuz nobody can be trusted. Either way, though, we've met a lot of cool artist...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:58:00 PST

The History of Shan (because work is annoying)

1. Raised in: Hollywood and all around LA 2. Planned baby: Mom says "miracle," I say "ACCIDENT." 3. Birth date: 8/12/80 4. Any siblings: yeah... you know them? 5. Do you get along with them? sure 6....
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

PLEASE HELP: VOTE FOR HICKEY

We've made a movie for a contest and we need your help to win.  Follow this link http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&am p;videoid=29340920 and vote "BOOYAH!" (with the little...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST

Come on, help a brother out. It’s as easy as 1-2-3

Thanks to all of you who have already voted for Mando's film. Everyone else, vote for him or fuck off. Step 1. Go here: http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&am p;videoid=28722726St...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:55:00 PST

VOTE FOR MANDO’S FILM!!!

OK, Y'all.  We need your help.  My homie Mando made a film for the Diary of the Dead contest (myspace.com/diaryofthedead) and we need you to vote for it... and to tell EVERYONE you know to v...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:06:00 PST

Why being called a sloth isn’t a bad thing:

Awwwwwww.  Tan cute! ...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:13:00 PST

just cleaning up my profile...

Vampire ~ The ever popular vampire movie; gracefulcreatures that used to be us who knows how manydecades/centuries ago. They are wise, immortal(more appropriately, semi-immortal), graceful,coolly calc...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:47:00 PST

Come play with me...?

I know, I know.  I'm a nerd.  Always have been, always will be.  But if anyone wants to play a really oldschool on-line RGP for free and wants to register to hook me up with points, go ...
Posted by jYou're no zombie till some-zombie loves you.k on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:18:00 PST