Jaso profile picture

Jaso

Just bring over a bunch of dildos, some lube, and sandwiches and they will understand. Baba

About Me



We are on myspace as well:


www.myspace.com/cardboardrobot

This has become my life, please feel free to consume yours with it too...click or cut, copy, paste...is there life outside of cardboard robot?

What you got on that?

Tapered Jeans

White V-necks

High tops

Kill Yourself Belts

Rhinestoned Fingernails?

I think with my hair being at the length it is now and the way I am, I need a girl who really likes girls but doesn't know it yet, so much so that I am an intermediary before she turns full blown gay...Does that make sense, if that is you? Hit me up. Oh and yes I really do own those shoes.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests


Generally??? I'm an asshole...clothing, working, designing, meeting new people, eating, finding new things, people watching, text messaging, sidekicking, drawing on drunk people, throwing dice, sushi, temperpedic california king son, watching movies, multitasking, living, manicures, dressing up, dressing down, playing basketball, eating, new music, good music, old music, shitty music and everything in between going to the gym now that i don't have an excuse, living large without the money, spending money, cuddling, sneakers, vitamin water, toys, adventures, naked juice, pictures, gambling with money i don't have, pony tails, attracting the wrong people, fond of but not in love...

I'd like to meet:


Creeps, Vandals, Theives, Murderers, Rapists, Scoundrels, Bastards, Crooks, Low lifes, Villians, Sleazeballs, Scalawags, Cheats, Swindlers, Bums, Hellions, Rapscallions, Scamps, Sinners, Convicts, Criminals, Tramps, Hooligans, Outlaws, Outcasts, Bootleggers, Felons, Delinquents, Liars, Hypocrits, Shysters, Whores, Crooks, Mongrels, Contract Killers, Con Artists, Scammers, Schemers, Cannibals, Fiends...You?

You're = You Are.

My future wife...sooner than later.

Music:

HIM, She Wants Revenge, Tiger Army, Clutch, Interpol, Radiohead, The Faint, Louis XIV, Danzig, Bjork, The Misfits, Guns N Roses, Muse, Weezer, Bloc Party, AFI, Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Shiny Toy Guns, Massive Attack, Stone Temple Pilot, Portishead, Wolfmother, AC/DC, Converge, Mars Volta, Black Sabbath, Tool, The Sword, Iron Maiden, Turbonegro, Nirvana, Pantera, The White Stripes, Notorious BIG, 2pac, Black Sabbath, The Velvet Underground, Joy Division, Bad Religion, A Perfect Circle, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Sex Pistols, Minor Threat, Decendents, Quiet Riot, Judas Priest, NIN, Sigur Ros, In Flames, Johnny Cash

Movies:

Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill V.2, Donnie Darko, City Of God, The Salton Sea, Gangs Of New York, Blow, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Garden State, The Warriors, Top Gun, Layer Cake, Little Miss Sunshine, Mullholland Drive, Amelie, Pirates of the Carribean, American Psycho, Charlie and the Chocalate Factory, Vanilla Sky, The Last Samurai, From Hell, Swingers, Sleepy Hollow, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Fifth Element, Dummy, The Jacket, I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Buffalo 66', Lost In Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rounders, Snatch, Fight Club, Finding Neverland, Romeo + Juliet, The Weatherman, Thank You For Smoking, Deadman, Capote, Closer, Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind, Almost Famous, The Beat My Heart Skipped, Lord Of War, Magnolia, The Machinist, Lucky Number Slevin, Hostel, 25th Hour, American History X, Apocalypse Now, Natural Born Killers

Television:

Entourage, Dexter, The Clippers, and anything on these two stations: Science and Discovery Channel

Books:

When I have time to read I will read, but I do love the guys on here who think reading is gay. Beowulf, The Old Man and the Sea, Where the Wild Things Are, (this one is probably my favorite all time.)

Heroes:



My Blog

New Years Eve!!!

I finally sell out and drink for the first time in 2 months, and I don't remember much of it but Billy filled me in the next day. Hola Hoops, Hermes scarves, Autolux, Dead Meadow, Little Radio, Assho...
Posted by Jaso on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

Haters...

First, what does, "you are so LA" even mean? Do the world a favor and go kill yourself, you know who i am talking about, you know who you are...Second, the next person who claims they were the first ...
Posted by Jaso on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Fuck The Police

Eazy E said it best...So last night I got a ticket for going 101 in a 65 from some chip on his shoulder cop. He thoroughly enjoyed writing me up because he laughed when he saw my license said I am fro...
Posted by Jaso on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

Check out this video: CBR

Posted By:LEXRGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Jaso on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

Loser Status

30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself.1. What does your MySpace quote mean?people say i am too skinny, but it is cool for girls to be skinny, so i am just going with heroin chic, minus the heroin. n...
Posted by Jaso on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

4th Of July...

So i started at 9am and made it til 6pm, (you will see why i tapped out so early)...Crown Royal is not my friend...but i rallied and ended up coming out at 9pm and lasting til 2am...if it weren't for ...
Posted by Jaso on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:29:00 PST

GOTCHA BITCH!

haha, i love the fact that i can now delete people if i don't like their bulletin. Kudos myspace...i seriously look for lame statements like fill out this survey, love me, comment me, make out party,...
Posted by Jaso on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST

Multi-Orgasmic Grandma

Probably the worst phrase I have ever made up/heard. You know you are running bad when this chic tells you, that you couldn't handle her because she is multi-orgasmic and is a shooter. Holy shit I j...
Posted by Jaso on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:35:00 PST

Super Repellant Powers.

2 beefs...First being I don't know what the deal is lately but I seem to have this super girl repellant on.  I must not be that cool in person, maybe it's my ego.  Whatever the deal is I can...
Posted by Jaso on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST

Top 8

Probably the worst idea ever created by myspace...all i hear is you are a dick why am i not in your top 8, you are in mine....wah wah...can't we all just go back to having forbidden in our top 8.........
Posted by Jaso on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:55:00 PST