I'd like to think that I'm creative in an unconventional sort of way: where you're not sure if I'm crazy or you're crazy. I can't draw, but love to draw. I love my beach cruiser - it's blue. I lost my Jersey accent for a while, but I think I've found it again; just for certain words.
Sometimes I'll appear as if I'm actually inside your television. Don't freak out! This only happens once in a while on one specific channel and only lasts about 3 minutes.
To all friends of the AOTS, thanks for adding me. To all my other friends: I disavow all knowledge of this person Jimmy mentioned by others in my comments.
I can die a happy man because I've been You're the Man Now Dogged .
I can't draw:
And here is the place in my profile where I whore out my website:
Plastic Bugs