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The Anti-Girl

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About Me

Read my VisualDNA â„¢ Get your own VisualDNAâ„¢Random facts about me:
I'm pretty smart. If you think you're smarter, bring it. Impress me, and we can be great friends. *If you can't take the time and effort to use punctuation, decent grammar, and proper spelling, DO NOT WRITE TO ME. I have no use for illiterate people.*
'm brutally honest, and often get in trouble for it, but I am learning to censor myself a little. So I apologize in advance if I say something that offends. Just know that I will tell you the truth, always. I only lie to Police Officers and Bosses.
I am a music snob. If you've never heard, or at least heard OF, half the bands on my music list - we probably don't have much in common. If you listen exclusively to Country, Rap, R&B, or "Pop": Sorry, I just don't think it'll work out. I think a person's musical tastes say a lot about their personality. I'm open to hearing new things, and I'm not gonna be mean to those who don't share my interests. But if you listen to crappy music, just don't do it near me.
I am a professional Lurker. I probably know a lot about you, but you probably have no idea I exist. It's ok though, I'm quite harmless. I am simply a curious person. BTW, your Aunt sent you a birthday card. No money in it this time, though.(But seriously, if you have a profile on the internet, your life is not private. Stop acting like it bothers you when "certain people" read your page. If you really wanted privacy, you wouldn't be on MySpace.)
I call them "typos", because I don't actually make mistakes... If I did, then I meant to.
My sense of humor is my only true talent. I invented sarcasm. Need lessons? See me.
I just might be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, if you bother to find out. If not, you'll probably think I'm a bitch.
My girls are my reason for living. But I'm really not good at this Mommy crap.
Once I care, I never stop. Even if you make me hate you. (Also note: If you have made me hate you, it only takes one thing to make it right - telling me that you want to make it right. Oh, and don't do it again, kthx.
I like pretty girls. But I'm too shy to talk to them. I wish they would talk to me first.
I like pretty boys. But I don't want to sleep with them. I hate the penis.
I have the most awesome friends. I love them more than they could ever know. I would do anything for the people I care about. Anything.
There are a hundred different kinds of love in my life. If I say I love you, I mean it. Most people just can't seem to understand my definition of love.
I will never condemn you for your beliefs, or try to make you change them. I'd appreciate it if you'd show me the same respect.
More later...
Look, I perfected the cloning process! Shhhh, don't tell anyone...


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, people I already know, friends of my friends, and people I have things in common with, (besides walking on 2 legs and having opposable thumbs).
Who I WOULDN'T Like to Meet:
I am freaked out by people that are older than me.
I am freaked out by men that hit on me.
I am freaked out by strangers who want to "cyber", be my "fuck buddy", or meet IRL.
I do not meet people on the internet. I find people on the internet that I know in real life.
I am divorced, remarried, and now separated. I am really, really, really messed up in the head. My life is a huge trainwreck. You don't want any of this.
I don't really hate boys. But I am not looking for any new ones. Go away. Seriously. My life is complicated enough.
I'm just going to be gay now. No, guys, you aren't going to change my mind. Yes, I'm sure you're great in bed. No, I don't want to find out. Do not ask.
I am currently single, but not looking. Get it? Not interested in dating, or relationships, or casual sex. I would, however, like to meet a sweet girl who wants to cuddle. But I'm not desperate. For clarification, simply ask. I'll be happy to explain further.
No, I do not want to join you for a threesome. No, I do not have a webcam. No, you can't watch me & my girlfriend. Yes, you are a pervert. But No, I am not a porn star, stripper, or prostitute. Therefore we have no reason to chat.
More later...

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Disclaimer: Most of my MySpace friends are my real-life friends and family. Top Friends are in no certain order, I rearrange them frequently, grouped by picture size, because that's just how OCD I am. So don't judge how much someone means to me by their position. I mean come on, it's only MySpace. :-p

My Blog

New Year. Why yes, it is.

Damn, 11:30 on a work night is not a great time to start a blog, but my status has been threatening one all weekend, and I don't want to disappoint anyone. Ahem. I guess for lack of anything incredibl...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:29:00 GMT

The Missing Piece

One of my favorite people is having a really hard time right now, and I want so much to be able to do something, but I know that in reality I can't do anything but be here if she needs my help to get ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:10:00 GMT

More of my emo bullshit.

I hate that almost every time I write a blog, it's a bunch of whining and shit about how life sucks and people are assholes, and how disappointed I am about it. Ha,  you'd think I'd just be used ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:54:00 GMT

Will Our Hero Save the Day? Or Will She Simply Screw Up, As Usual?

I need silliness to cut the tension. Oh, thank goodness - Here comes some now: Posted by one of my favorite people on earth, the Absolutely Fabulous EL Sid, who is so much like myself, that ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Yes, Alex, I'll take "Your Mother" for $500...

GAAAHH!!! I am giggling like a schoolgirl and I can't stop!! How very extremely inappropriate of me. I think I need a time-out. Here's why:First thing this AM, on my way to work, I get a call from my...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 14:17:00 GMT

There is a light that never goes out...

I am very unhappy right now, for too many reasons to even talk about... It seems that things go from "OK" to "Total Shit" within the course of a day. I don't know if there's anything that is like it s...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:31:00 GMT

I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here...

Heh. I've always wanted to say that. Ok, so - I'm bored. No one is talking to me, everyone has a life or some crazy shit, and I'm craving attention. I know, I'm pathetic, but at least I admit my fault...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:30:00 GMT

Goodnight, Anonymous, Whoever you are...

Ummm... OK, I am speechless. Or maybe I'm text-less. Well, obviously not really, since I'm still typing. I'm just not sure what to say. But hey, that never stopped me before, did it? Remember&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:02:00 GMT

So, on a random light-ish note.

"Back in the day", as the old folks say, I was a very ridiculous metal-chick who accompanied a band of hoodlums that wreaked havoc upon Raleigh, Garner, and surrounding areas, in the early-to-mid 90's...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:30:00 GMT

Today...

All I can say is GODAMMIT. All of it. I swear to god, just one more person piss me off today, or hurt my feelings... and I am gonna just completely fucking give up and disappear. And they/you/everyon...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:46:00 GMT