I'm pretty smart. If you think you're smarter, bring it. Impress me, and we can be great friends. *If you can't take the time and effort to use punctuation, decent grammar, and proper spelling, DO NOT WRITE TO ME. I have no use for illiterate people.*
'm brutally honest, and often get in trouble for it, but I am learning to censor myself a little. So I apologize in advance if I say something that offends. Just know that I will tell you the truth, always. I only lie to Police Officers and Bosses.
I am a music snob. If you've never heard, or at least heard OF, half the bands on my music list - we probably don't have much in common. If you listen exclusively to Country, Rap, R&B, or "Pop": Sorry, I just don't think it'll work out. I think a person's musical tastes say a lot about their personality. I'm open to hearing new things, and I'm not gonna be mean to those who don't share my interests. But if you listen to crappy music, just don't do it near me.
I am a professional Lurker. I probably know a lot about you, but you probably have no idea I exist. It's ok though, I'm quite harmless. I am simply a curious person. BTW, your Aunt sent you a birthday card. No money in it this time, though.(But seriously, if you have a profile on the internet, your life is not private. Stop acting like it bothers you when "certain people" read your page. If you really wanted privacy, you wouldn't be on MySpace.)
I call them "typos", because I don't actually make mistakes... If I did, then I meant to.
My sense of humor is my only true talent. I invented sarcasm. Need lessons? See me.
I just might be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, if you bother to find out. If not, you'll probably think I'm a bitch.
My girls are my reason for living. But I'm really not good at this Mommy crap.
Once I care, I never stop. Even if you make me hate you. (Also note: If you have made me hate you, it only takes one thing to make it right - telling me that you want to make it right. Oh, and don't do it again, kthx.
I like pretty girls. But I'm too shy to talk to them. I wish they would talk to me first.
I like pretty boys. But I don't want to sleep with them. I hate the penis.
I have the most awesome friends. I love them more than they could ever know. I would do anything for the people I care about. Anything.
There are a hundred different kinds of love in my life. If I say I love you, I mean it. Most people just can't seem to understand my definition of love.
I will never condemn you for your beliefs, or try to make you change them. I'd appreciate it if you'd show me the same respect.
More later...
Look, I perfected the cloning process! Shhhh, don't tell anyone...