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ChainSawMary

Think you saw her? To late she already SAW you !!

About Me

Here is the tale of a young girl who escaped being sucked dry by a leech. She met the devil on the way to her bed, when she politely tripped on that old devil's whip. "He picked her up from the ground and twirled her madly round and round. That night she saw when she undressed, his mark was burned upon her breast." From then she could do marvelous things - breathe fire upon a bird whilst it sing. Running on a merry romp, wilt plants and kill innocent ants with just one stomp. Fly in the air while looking down, laughing all the while at her silly town. Wear hats and braids and metal in the strangest way, all because of that simple day. Her tale is long and my mind old, I cannot trust all the things I might have been told. I just know she disappeared without a trace. It was as if she had been erased, for once she was young and sweet and gay, but she is no more. No, not today. And the life she lived would have sucked her dry if she had never learned to fly
Gory Ghouly obsessed with the obscene and extreme.. Geek, dork , nerd.. That's me.. and I'm proud!Chainsawmary Quite Contrary.. Lying In her Bed.. Her Parents Came to Tuck Her In.. And she loped off both there Heads! Blood and Gore Soaked The sheets as she loped up all the grue.. Eating Chuncks of Meaty Flesh and clutching her dolly Sue..:)I AM ONE LUCKY GHOUL!
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My Interests

Horror Flix, Metal, Industrial , Puffer Fish, freemasory, madd doctors, Frankenstein, chainsaws, SPFX make-up,body minipulation, fangoria, muppets, puns, nerds, uniforms, scars, surgical masks,comix,surigical masks, the russian language, CHAINSAWS other stuff ...MY FAVORITE OF CORPSE IS THIS MAN
windowlicker aka laine aka fag!

I'd like to meet:

I'm just a ghoul looking to expand my gore-izens:)

Any and all Rollergirls !!!

Music:

I play the above bands non stop lately.. other then that I spend most of my time listening to music that is funny and makes me laugh more then the musick I actually like .. I am the queen of finding entertainment in musick that would drive others insane .. and I take pleasure in playin it on repeat ( dancin round in my underoos) till it does.. heehP.S. Russian Disco Makes Me WET!!!!!

Movies:



This list will forever grow as I remember films .. My life is movies.. I watch , I collect, I pride myself on silly movie triva and quotes :::picks nose:: flicks booger::: I am a nerd and proud!!!!
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Television:



Damn for a girl ythat doesn't like t.v that much I guess I DO watch alot.. BLAME CANADA

Books:


Heroes:

StartER Up! LETER ROAR! WATCH THE SOFT TISSUE FLY!

My Blog

Hammer City VS Montreal Bout photos

ROLL-IN RAGE Photos can now be viewed ... HERE and HEREFinal scores:Harlots VS Les Filles Du Roi : 83-69   Steel Town Tank Girls VS Les Contrabandita: 68-51I can't say enough times how much ...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

Roll-in Rage

When: Saturday June 9thTime : 3- 8 p.m.Location : Market Street ArenaCity/Town : DundasThats right boys and girls..........the next bout in the Hammer City Roller Girls season, is a double header! Two...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

Rue Morgue Festival Of Fear 2007

The Guests were announced today!!!! Holy Fucking Rare Appearance! Dario Argento!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!!! Ooo fucking A hurry up and be August already!!!!Not to mention on the Sci-Fi part of the convention...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

Evil dead The Musical

Death .. Dismemberment... Dance Numbers!!Tonight I go to see this.... Groooooooooooooooooooooooooy!!...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:35:00 PST

Montreal roller Derby

Tonight .. I will be here ..If you happen to be in the Monteal ..come out drink, party and support !...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

Roll up! !!!!! Roller Derby Videos

OMFG! that is quite possably the cutest thing I have ever seen!!! As I always say bout the childrens.. "They gotz to learn sometime"O and heres one more of my personal vote for Harlot Rookie...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

Pics from The Bout

First set of pics have starting rolling in from the bout (this batch thanx to one Derek Lang).. We all look so fucking good! Just looking at them has me all pumped and reday for WAR again!!!You can pr...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

Goobers

Laine got a new Camera .. It takes about a million pics a second and its way more fun then a photo booth...Yes we are complete goobers!...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

New Gallery's

Tons of new pics and gallery sections up.. Don't bitch if your not up yetin my Friends and Family section.. It simply means I dont have a good pic of the two of us I could find.. Or I simply don't lik...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

Harlots WIN!

Thats right.. those Tanks Got fucking Spanked!!! ...
Posted by ChainSawMary on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:37:00 PST