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About Me

You'll only grasp the significance of this video if you're a parent. My three week old daughter lifting her head and "talking" during tummy time. She's ahead of the game by about a month.

I rocked this page by cold-coding CSS/HTML, not by using someones myspace editor!
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First of all understand this: Like the title says, this is ABOUT me. It does not define me as a person, nor does it let you know who I truly am. This is just a glimpse into a small but pertinant part of my life experience. This is perhaps what I am currently, but it is not ME.
Well, it's been two years since this tweaker cunt fractured my skull and two of my cervical vertebrae, leaving me paralyzed. Ask him about it sometime, 'cause apparently he likes bragging about attacking me from behind while I was blind with pepperspray.
Yes, I have brain damage. Yes, I have extensive nerve damage, but I'm a lot less angry about this whole thing than I was a year ago. I'm building a new life with the woman of my dreams, and we're expecting our first child. I'm making physical progress to an astounding degree. So much so that NASA has taken an interest, and is trying to figure out why I can walk when I should still be a quadrapegic.
I gotta tell ya though, it's quite a fucking chore to be crippled. I've phased from diplegic to quadraplegic to hemiplegic, and now My body is stuck in a disturbing combination of being a toddler and an old person. (You know, that awesome mixture of brain damage plus nerve damage), although these days I walk more like Roboco than a chimp. Sometimes it's really frustrating, and sometimes it's funny as hell.
The best part is that I can fuck with people when they first meet me, 'cause they don't know how to react to a retard making fun of himself, or teasing other people because of their ability to walk upright.
So yes, I walk funny, I drop things and I forget things, but I will never forget what I have gone through, and I will NEVER drop the pursuit of those that did this to me!
What else do you wanna know about me?
Lets see... Pink is my favourite flavour.
I like pictures of my own ass.
I probably have a crush on your mom.
I love stupid gadgets, and building illegal devices as long as the government will teach me how.
If it lights up, I want one.
I'm no longer the only person I know that used to be a quadruplegic.
I've been to every continent except Africa.
I knew you when you were a child, and sometimes I actually forget how old I am.
I can't think up anything else to say right now, and it's hard to write with these ol' monkeypaws, but I'll put up something else not worth reading soon.
You'll See...

My Interests

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what can I say?
I love staring into the inquisitive eyes of my newborn daughter!!

I love the ironic sound of hummingbirds singing, and turtles roaring. The cinematic "laughter" of the homicidal river-horse, and squirrels barking. Artichokes and Iceplants in bloom. Thistles, and Passion flowers. I love the scent of rain and Magnolia blossoms. The subtle secrets of Laura Horowitz, Karen Black and Howard Brown.

I don't know... I like stupid stuff.

Like, ummm... Cooking, but not eating. Making lists. Techspotting. (Cell towers, citywide wireless network antennas, and those comm towers disguised as trees). Phase detectors. Making it out of something else. Telling you how, but not showing you. Silent subversion.

Girls that are burly, and boys that are girly.

I like:
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THESE
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THESE

Wanna know what I'm really interested in? Just ask me and I'll let you in on the divine secrets that comprise my world (unless i'm feeling too bitter to talk to you).

...Nevermind. I'll tell you later. In the meantime, check THIS out!

It's something new EVERY day!

I'd like to meet:

Switchblade Sisters, Used-to-be Misters, slick Artful Dodgers, and crusty old Codgers.
Punk DIYers, Fashion House Buyers, Shoe-gazing Hipsters, and Catch-phrasing Quipsters.
Some cute Five-and-Dimers, returning First-Timers, Those Girls on The Job, and the new Russian Mob.
Fun-loving Fab Freaks, Glamour Geeks, Little Hotties, Glitteratis, Whitehouse Snitches, SillyBitches!
Death-Rockers, Scene Mockers, even TA Timecard Clockers but PLEASE: no-one wearing dockers.

Add yourself to my visitors map!!

(Watch this space for the folks that YOU'LL really want to meet!)

Evil Threads

TK Prodctions Studio services
Fetish Kitten Dreads

Music:

*NOTE: All links in this section will open in a new window. Text links will take you to "theirspace", while image links will take you to the official bandsite (if there is one).
ENJOY!

BROADZILLA is my girlfriend
(and yes, I DO mean the entire band!)

BROADZILLA - Ecstasy

This is what would happen if The Misfits were babysitting Motorheads daughters.

Check 'em out...
You know they rock your ass!!!

Some other bands I know/promote/love on Myspace:

Jane Jensen
"More Than I Can..."
This is one seriously cool lady, and she also happens to be the Juliet from that awesome Traumaville classic: "Tromeo and Juliet"!

Rene Gruss

I want him to score the soundtrack to my LIFE!!!

Purr Machine

RazorBladeKisses
If you miss SwitchBlade Symphony check out RBK!

Kast-A-Way

Me ill-blooded brudda!

StormDrain

Get it. Get it NOW!

The Echoing Green

Get into the studios now!

The Bleeder Project

COLLIDE

Elyzium

Join the remix revolution of Elyzium now!

ENCODER

(ask 'em about their cool special edition remixes for their Myspace fans)

Lady Sovereign
"Biggest Midget in the Game"

M.I.A.

Tiffany
(yes, that Tiffany)

KITTIE

CELLDWELLER

Check out the Encoder remix of Frozen!

RADIOSTAR
Razed In Black

Other crap I like: 80's, J-pop, Goa-goth, Alison Goldfrapp, Lamb, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, Mono, Portishead, Halou, Switchblade Symphony, Single Gun Theory, Dead Can Dance, B-tribe, Pulp, Delerium, Air, Pale 3, 12 Rounds, Radiohead, Jane Jensen, Ladytron, Tic Tac Toe, The Smiths, Echo & The Bunnymen, Peter Murphy, Apop, VNV, KMFDM, Ministry, Metallica, NIN, Tool, Rammstein, Acumen, The Faint, Fischerspooner, Le Tigre, Morrissey/The Smiths, and the fuckin' Carpenters!!

Movies:

I love ALL the 'Tammy' movies ('Cause I'm silly like that). D.E.B.S.! Model calibre chicks with guns and school-girl uniforms! What's not to love?
I love movie characters that dress like me, and I especially love B-rated silly sci-fi.
Fortress, Escape from NY, Akira, Pitch Black, Riddick, Demon Lover, District 13, Recon 2020, Code 42, Colma: The Musical, Wristcutters: A Lovestory, Tout les Matins Du Mond, Lola Rennt, The Hairdressers Husband, My First Mister, Amelie, Little Voice, City of Lost Children, Romeo + Juliet, Salton Sea, Student Bodies, Aliens (dir's cut), Road Warrior, Cyborg, APEX, Kung-Fu Hustle! Bring me the head of Mavis Davis, and Phil Varones biopic
Waking Up Dead

plus any movie I'm in like:
Blade 2
The Hulk
Rent
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That's Reloaded and Revolutions for those of you who couldn't guess... "I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV." I've done more flicks and stuff, and someday I'll get around to adding them. In the meantime, check out some of the bands or something...

Television:

I have a MASSIVE crush on Pauly Perette and Jane Horrocks. Because of the various smalls in my life, I really like The Backyardigans, and I think I'm developing feelings for DeeDee Doodle. BOBOBO-BO-BO-BOBO!! (How can you NOT like ultra surrealist anime about a guy with a golden afro and weapons-grade nosehair!?), FLCL, Bubblegum Crisis, Evangelion, Red Dwarf, AbFab, Monster Garage, Hey! Hey! Hey!, Dave The Barbarian, MXC, NCIS, Jeopardy!, Modern Marvels, Invader Zim, Futurama, DeutscheWelle, Dead Like Me, Teen Titans, ROBOT CHICKEN!! Lazytown, Tactical to Practical, and Animal Planet (in general) and, Um... The DoodleBops

Books:

SnowCrash, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Armour, Vampire$ Inc., Toot and Puddle, The Stinky Cheese Man, The book That Jack Wrote, Creepy Suzie, Griffin et Sabine, Lost in the Mail, Gods of Earth and Heaven, Horripulations, The Acid House

I AM SUCH A GOOF! This has been up since 2004, and I totally forgot that some of my favourite books of all time are comic books! Ya know, cool ones like: Sin City, Oblivion City, Baker Street, The Crow, Channel Zero, Razor:Switchblade Symphony, GloomCookie, JTHM, I Feel Sick, Death, Sandman, The Watchmen, Cyberella, and I've been reading X-Men since the '70's.

Heroes:

LIGHT IS MY HERO!!!! She is the living embodiment of what it means to never give up. We should ALL live by her example.
Others of note: Jimmy Carter, USMC Col. Clebe McClary, Marty Friedman, Jillian 707, and after much deliberation, Stephen Colbert and my father.

My Blog

Machine Guns on Memorial Day!!

SOFAST full-auto fun shoot Monday May 26th Come do something fun on memorial day, and let off a few hundred rounds of screaming metal fury with me! Josephine County Oregon is having its annual machine...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

Johnny Depp: CONFIRMED!!!

I know this is gonna bug the WruckStar, but the Johnny Depp rumours are true. My neice and mother-in-law spotted Captain Sparrows burgundy Lamborghini in historic Jacksonville saturday night, and tail...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:11:00 PST

5 Whole weeks?!?

(post-dated 2/10/08) My daughter is five weeks old today, and she's continuing to baffle and amaze me. We introduced the bottle yesterday - To great success, which will give us more quality time...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

Yesterdays pix!

So it turns out that Nicole didn't leave the camera at Grampas cabin. She'd buried it at the bottom of the diaper bag and discovered it yesterday, so all of you can once again get your fill of pix of ...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

And again...

Oh man, what a snowfall! There's been at least 8 inches of snow today! It's just amazing to see everything buried under all that crap. I never imagined the winter would be this beautiful...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

Baby my Baby

Zaire is two weeks old today, and it's snowing. It's fitting, because it snowed the day she was born, but hasn't snowed since, and well, you know how us new parents are... Getting to attribute somethi...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

Birth Story

(post-dated 1-13-08) It's been one full week since my little one finally graced us with her presence, and since mommy's giving me a small reprieve from babysitting (the kid's gotta eat), I fig...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:25:00 PST

My Babys profile!!!

So it seems I posted links sharing the recent photos I put up of my darling new baby girl, but I kinda forgot to invite you all to take a look at HER profile. Yes, I made a profile for my kid. I've be...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST

My Daughter!

My little one has arrived!! I'll keep you guys updated with more blogs and whatnot, but in the meantime check out these pics of my little bundle of joy! Baby Zaire I'll be putting up new pics all the ...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

One Six Oh Eight

She came at 5:08 pm, and she's perfect. 7 pounds, 10 ounces of love delivered in a record-breaking 30 minutes of pushing. Every tiny aspect of her is exactly what I wanted. God got ...
Posted by Dune Licious! on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:44:00 PST