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About Me

I'm embracing deliberate eccentricity as long as I can because later on, I'm just the weird lady around whom the kids grow silent..
I'm clever, but not malignant.
A perfectionist, but not perfect.
Ambitious, but calm.
Eccentric, but accommodating.
Casual, but not in decline.
Curious, but not needy.
Silly, but not afraid.
Sinister, but not poisoning.
You can see samples of my photography
by clicking below:
I ♥ a martini..
TWO at the most...
THREE, I'm under the table...
FOUR, I'm under the host!
I'm repressed.
I make a killer vodka martini.
I smell good. I taste better.
I'm NOT the girl next door.
I'll update your website for you.
The five items I can't live without: digital cameras, mp3s, iced coffee, throwing knives, steel toes..
You know you live in the sticks when the top news story is about a fuckin' chicken! It has it's bennies though...no pollution sullies the inky skies as far as the eye can see...and I'm surrounded by beautiful mountains and forests!
I LOVE BATS!
In this wasteland only shadows exist
And sanity's a fever dream dismissed..
These are my babies:
♥Kaden♥
♥Kaleb♥
Brotherly L♥ve..
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if a god exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
Dark Purple
To others, you seem a bit dark, mysterious, and moody.
In truth, you are just a very unique person who doesn't care what others think.
And you really enjoy your offbeat interests and friends.
You've decided that life is about living for yourself - simple as that. What Color Purple Are You?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?

My Interests

My interests include:
My Kiddos
Family
My Friends & Their Kiddos
Photography
Coffee
Graphic Design
'puters
Music
Gardening
Erotica
Poetry
Tattoos
Mixology
Nature
Exploration
Psychology
Sociology
Medicine
Books, Boots, 'n Bitemarks

Suspension

The sunsets in Grants Pass blow my fucking mind..they are so beautiful...

Our Spot...
Every Weekend..All Summer

This Is Where I Live...

The Ocean...
Northern California Coast

Cemeteries..
Franklin Cemetery
Santa Rosa, CA

Van Gogh
(this is his final painting "Wheatfield with Crows")

Alex Grey

Bettie Page

Dutch Addict

I'd like to meet:

Well-traveled peeps, freaks and geeks.
Perverts and proverts.
A mix of evil and charm.
More inspiration for my photography and erotica.
People to haunt and likewise...
People who can keep up with me.

Mostly people to exchange discourse with..distraction and perhaps other 'courses'. People who use the prefixes 'dis' and 'mis' and 'mal' waaay more often than the other fruity prefixes. If you don't get it, you're not the one. People whom have decent musical taste and read instinctually.

You should love the forest but not be tree huggin hippy..no offense to hippies, by all means. *Ahem*

Hot chicks I'd like to meat- errr I mean MEET:
Janeane Garafalo
Karen Walker (although Megan Mullally would do just fine!)
Bjork
Poppy Z. Brite

Yeah...I definitely wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers!

Make A Tombstone Memorial

Music:

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Books:

My ♥FAVORITE♥ authors include:

Maurice Sendak

Edward Gorey

Ranier Maria Rilke

Robert Crumb

HR Giger

Edward Gorey

Sylvia Plath

Baudelaire

Tim Burton

Roman Dirge

and, OF COURSE,
Poppy Z. Brite

Heroes:

Sylvia Plath.
That's about it.

My Blog

8 days later..

It's been 8 days since I ditched cigarettes. So far, so good. I've only smoked one, and that was on my first day. No drags, no nothing. Spanks for all of your support and encouraging words..not that ...
Posted by Miss Information on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

quitting smoking - take II

Many of you know that I've smoked cigarettes for many years.. Many of you know that Rhone, my mom and I quit last August. Many of you didn't know that Rhone and I started up a...
Posted by Miss Information on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

don't ask

1. Is your second toe longer than your first?Nah son2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?Me and Sharpie go waaay back3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?Looking at my planner for...
Posted by Miss Information on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:08:00 PST

wtf!?

GodTube.com has to have the largest database of goofy fucks in the world. These people are desperate. &n bsp; ...
Posted by Miss Information on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST

surgeon @ 2am

The white light is artificial, and hygienic as heaven.The microbes cannot survive it.They are departing in their transparent garments, turned asideFrom the scalpels and the rubber hands.The scalded sh...
Posted by Miss Information on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

sleep GLORIOUS SLEEP..

The Strange Questions SurveyHave you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?CDs are indeed amongst the few things I have licked to get it to work..What's the largest age difference...
Posted by Miss Information on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

i caught a glimpse, now it haunts me..

Too far away from the city Some kids left on their own They said we had a communist in the family I had to wear a mask Too far away from the city We had to make us room The fathers were football playe...
Posted by Miss Information on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST

a dead man never knows he's dead

At any moment, you know,your manufactured cool could blowWelcome to the land of pointless and destructiveYou keep whining and crying into your beer,complaining the reception doesn't come in clear(y...
Posted by Miss Information on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:49:00 PST

the a to z of me!

[A is for age:] - Old enough to consent[B is for beer of choice:] - Lagunitas IPA[C is for career:] - Mother[D is for favorite drink:] - Iced coffee[E is for essential item you use everyday:] - Specta...
Posted by Miss Information on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

fuck yeah!

Just a lil' update for those interested... It's been 10 weeks since I quit smokin' cigarettes. Got off the patches a week early..been nicotine-free for 3 weeks! This is so fucking awesome! I can ...
Posted by Miss Information on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST