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the great ORBAX

Canada's most entertaining Freak Show

About Me

PI am a Guelph ON based professional circus sideshow stunt performer, owner and operator of the Great Orbax Sideshow.www.thegreatorbax.comThe members of our troupe perform authentic circus freakshows as entertainment for clubs, colleges, carnivals and corporate events. Capable of shows ranging from 20 minutes to 2 hours, our performers dare to defy the boundaries of skill and common sense by re-creating classic freak show stunts from the 30' and 50's in a comedic and vaudevillian atmosphere.

Our show has been seen on Showcase, the Discovery Channel and TLC, as well as having appeared in print in Japan, America, and Canada. We have performed across Canada and in England, and are always looking to extend our reach of global carney domination.We can also provide a walk through display of nature's oddities, true freaks of nature. Things that are yet should not be!www.fiendishcuriosities.com

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My Interests

Freaks, circus, physical comedy, stunt performance, monsters, teratology, cryptozoology, horror movies, wrestling, and the Legendary Klopeks.

I'd like to meet:

Interested in meeting perfomers, agents, nightclub bookers and lovers of teratology.

Music:

The MatadorsThe Legendary KlopeksThe Sons of Butcher The Creepshow

Movies:

oh god, sooo many we'll start with the obvious todd browning's freaks, texas chainsaw massacre, house of 1000 corpses, deathrace 2000, the burbs, 16 candles, jesus christ vampire hunter, corinthian smooth

Television:

Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Simpson's, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Sons of Butcher, Kenny vs. Spenny, Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Oblongs

Books:

Weekly World News, Shocked & Amazed, Geek Love, Dragonlance

Heroes:

P.T. Barnum

The Great Orbax, Captain Spaulding, Penn Jillette, Hooch, Rob Zombie

My Blog

Hometown Blowout 4!!!!

June 6, 7 Ebar $10 adv. $13 door Sponsored by Local Businesses! Wellington Brewery, Night Hawk Tattoo, Incarnate, D- Tox and Jagermeister   Due to overwhelming response last year (selling out ...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:26:00 PST

Images from Alberta

Well our good friend/tour manager/staff photographer Syx has finalized compiled a web gallery of our tour in Alberta. Now when you travel with a photographer you begin to realize that a LOT of moments...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:11:00 PST

S.O.B. what?

from the bourski himself: The million dollar question has finally been answered but it's not the answer any of us wanted to hear. Teletoon has decided that 26 ep's is enough Sons of Butcher to serve t...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

Our Latest Film Project

Hey kids! Go check out this teaser from my latest film project, Flawless Buck Wyland! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6TajGbKULE...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

More press and a snowstorm....

is it just a coincidence that we're featured as the front page and centre spread of the kitchener record and guelph mercury entertainment section AND we get 8 inches of snow the same day!?!?!?! 7th se...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

Winter Sale! FiendishCuriosities.com

Hey there everyone, FiendishCuriosities.com is having our annual winter sale aka orbax pays off the xmas visa card ;). There will be some great sales on ebay in the coming days and weeks under the se...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:00:00 PST

Orbax on CBC and web updates....

Hey freaks, Orbax will be on CBC on the Hour at 11pm Wed January 3rd, so check it out! Unless zombie Saddam rises from the dead in which case I'll get bumped for bigger news.Also we've just made a HUG...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

happy freak'in holidays

hey there freak fans, the great orbax here. i wanted to take some time out of my incredibly important work day to jot down a few notes. i just wanted to thank all the freak fans out there who su...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST

FREAKTOBERFEST!!!!

Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, it's FINALLY here! The announcement you've been waiting for.... FREAKTOBERFEST!!!! The Great Orbax Sideshow will be touring campuses for the month of October and trying to re...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST

the milli vanilli of psychobilly: a crime against humanity, please read and comment!

now, i'm not one to start rumours, but it's come to my attention at a recent  creepshow show that their enigmatic keyboardist  guinty, the kid from kid and play wannabee, actually FAKES his ...
Posted by the great ORBAX on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST