Glacio de Fluvial

I have been obsessed with music since I was twelve; it began right after that "Weird Al's awesome" period geeky young white males tend to have. I am the best dancer in my house. I can make better waffles than you. A bird flew under my foot once while I was walking home for lunch. There's a good chance I can beat you at krokinole. "American Idol" is doing more damage to the world than "Puttin' On The Hits" ever did. I discovered the importance of Johnny Cash while playing "Monopoly" on the Super Nintendo. The provincial government pays me $ to sell liquor to people who do not need it. I love "Spicy Thai Kettle Chips". I have a friend who REALLY likes Alan Alda. The elderly are generally nice folk. I get anxious when I go to big cities. I'm willing to wrestle people who think they're too cool to like Metallica. In grade two, Jen Comber threw up on me. Seasonal fruit excites me. When I was young, my friends and I sold a garter snake to a kid named Gordie for twenty dollars. "Rock Lobster" will never "get old". My first band was called, "Louie Babe & The Disabled Bison"; my second was called "Petite Rhododendron". If I ever met Phil Collins I don't think I'd like him. I love going to the library. The only porcupine I've seen was dead on the side of the road. When I was 14, Skeeter Barnes was my favourite Detroit Tiger, earlier in my life it was Tom Brookens. I've never liked Iron Maiden. My first favourite album was "Then And Now" by the Monkees. A guy named Dan punched me in the face in grade six. I listened to "The Traveling Wilburys - Vol. 1" every night before I went to bed for about six months when I was 10. I once gave David Suzuki directions to the University Of Guelph. I love Lawry's seasoning salt. Mr. T. is an enigma. "...and that's the truth Ruth."