The Lizardman profile picture

The Lizardman

Semper Non Sequitur

About Me

If you like dirty jokes and sideshow, you're in the right place.
I'm a professional freak who performs stand-up comedy and sideshow stunts. I have appeared on a lot of basic cable and talk show TV - if you saw someone green with two tongues, it was probably me.
Visit the official website:
http://www.thelizardman.com
Upcoming shows and events:
The Lizardman will be hosting the Spring 2008 Jagermeister Music Tour with co-headliners Hatebreed and Type O Negative from May 16 through July 5. Full details at:
http://www.jagermeistermusictour.com
I do my best to respond to all messages but it may take some time - be patient. If you have a question, send a message not a comment or I might miss it.

My Interests

Stand-Up Comedy, Sideshow, Magic, Video Games

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't bore me.

Movies:

The Aristocrats, The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Apocolypse Now, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Venture Bros, Squidbillies, UFC, IFL, Pride

Books:

The Illuminatus Trilogy, Siddhartha

My Blog

Lizardman Day 2008

Lizardman Day fast approaches! Lizardman Day, which also happens to be my birthday, is June 12th and is a universal holiday celebrated everywhere for the last two years. here is the basic information...
Posted by The Lizardman on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:12:00 PST

At the request of Mr John Weaver...

...a quick report on the Jagermeister Music Tour.The tour is going well.  The bands (3 inches of Blood, Type O Negative, & Hatebreed) are putting on great shows and very cool to work and...
Posted by The Lizardman on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:15:00 PST

Spring Tour

A few people already know this but I haven't anounced it offically, so... I am returning as the host of the Jagermiester Music Tour. The next tour with feature Hatebreed and Type O Negative as co-hea...
Posted by The Lizardman on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

Earth Day

Technically Earth Day ended over an hour ago but I still wanted to post my suggestion for a green (pun intended) activity: Take a dump on someone's lawn. Seriously, you will be providing fertilizer ...
Posted by The Lizardman on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST

Lethbridge

And with no hesitation at he leaned forward, tore the toe off my sock with his teeth, and swallowed it. I often get asked if I ever have mornings where I wake up in the morning wondering what the hel...
Posted by The Lizardman on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST

Vegas

As I pulled onto the highway heading back home to Austin from the Red Rock casino a coyote wandered across the road, turned toward me and began trotting alongside the asphalt. I briefly amused myself ...
Posted by The Lizardman on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:34:00 PST

Irritation

Another example in the long list of reasons I get annoyed: http://blogs.chicagotribune.co...n/2008/04/rep-monique-dav.h tml And where is the mainstream press, probably still wherever they were when t...
Posted by The Lizardman on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST

Sweden

Wednesday - The trip begins. My route to Gothenburg (I am going with that spelling out of the half dozen I have encountered) is Austin to Chicago to Copenhagen to Gothenburg. The international departu...
Posted by The Lizardman on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

Australia & New Mexico

It appears that the segment I did for 60 Minutes Australia has aired since I am getting feedback on it from people online. I have no idea what made edit as I haven't seen it at all, but the crew was v...
Posted by The Lizardman on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:29:00 PST

The Yard Dogs Road Show

I got to see the Yard Dogs Road Show last night and was very impressed. Their show combines a ton of different elements but they are all done incredibly well and melded together with great skill. Not ...
Posted by The Lizardman on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:01:00 PST