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About Me

It appears that I am lazy. I want to take pictures but I am easily distracted so my picture thing is out of date. One day I will fix it, one day. I also have a mild case of OCD. (Just look at my music and movie section, it took me hours to set that up perfectly) I kinda freak out when something is askew. I am very specific on how I want things done. I annoy myself.When I add people I have all the intention of talking to them but once they are added my mind goes blank and I can't think of anything clever to say, I suck for that.
I am Paul Procrastinator, I say I am going to do something and I never do it.
I like adding people from Canada...I like adding people from Hamilton...I'm cool like that.
I have a Basset Hound
Likes:
Hi definition TV
Cherry Cigars
Mel "Mad Max" Gibson
Soft toilet paper
Kung-Fu
The Jews
Eating hotdogs with my dog
Dislikes:
Larry the Cable Guy
Jeff Foxworthy
Andy Rooney's creature of habit rants. It's not 1936 anymore, fella.
Howard Stern
Tila Tequila
Wiggers
Borat/Ali G
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Dr. Phil
The Jews
Christmas
Picking up dog shit...Blech!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken
Rob Zombie
Danny Trejo
Ozzy...from Survivor: Cook Islands
Every single one of these people!

My Blog

First ever viewing for me.

Today I clicked a link and saw something that I had only read about. It was the Roman War Helmet. And I must admit, it was pretty funny. She was not battle ready, however.
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:09:00 GMT

The heat...

This heat is wreaking havoc on my balls. Fully loaded, these things stick to my thighs, each step is followed by a sound which can only be described as a suction cup. There is no cure for this, not ev...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:58:00 GMT

Paltalk

It's the new heroin.Boobies, cowboy hats, militaria, "no anal", drama, boobies.It's full of goodness.
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 13:33:00 GMT