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Michael

What the hap?

About Me

I am a writer and editor living in New York City. The big news for me lately is that I sold my first novel. Here's the listing from Publishers Marketplace (7/27/07):
Children's: Young Adult
Sports Illustrated Kids Senior Editor Michael Northrop's debut GENTLEMEN, in which a group of teens suspect their English teacher is responsible for their friend's disappearance and must navigate a maze of fraying friendships, violence, assorted clues, and Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment to learn the truth, to [the fantastic editors] at Scholastic, by [my valiant agent] at Harvey Klinger (world).
Apart from that, I have a good group of friends, all drunks, and a pretty wide range of interests. If you would like to book me for a standup comedy performance, I'm sorry to say that I don't do that anymore.
Three random facts about me: I am, technically speaking, dyslexic. As a kid, I stepped on a yellowjacket nest and was stung something like 75 times. I am distantly related to Jonathan Swift, and therefore, my misanthropic moments are genetic and can't be helped.

My Interests

I like nouns and verbs and prefer my articles definite. I am a loyal fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, and UConn Huskies, and I still miss the Hartford Whalers. I am onboard for the 24's drive for five. I've studied martial arts for years. I have a black belt in taekwon-do (but taekwon-do, I have since realized, is for children), was getting pretty handy in pekiti-tirsia (before my instructor had to hang up his sticks), and still have a lot to learn in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I like to run along the Hudson River or wander around the city in nice weather. I also enjoy browsing in bookshops and discovering bars with good jukeboxes.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, especially writers, artists, and avid readers. It would be cool to discuss things like carving out time to be creative, marketing your work, et al.
Another slow but relatively determined runner.
No bees.

Music:

Music is the devil's language. Here's what I like him to say: Neil Finn/Crowded House, The Pixies/Frank Black, The Smiths/Morrissey, The Replacements, Beth Orton, Bruce Springsteen, Camera Obscura, The Beastie Boys, Oasis, Radiohead, The Smashing Pumpkins, R.E.M., Bryan Ferry/Roxy Music, The Style Council, The Killers, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Fixx, Foo Fighters, Feist, and on and on.

Movies:

For some reason, I really like Jaws. I find it calming, you know, the water and all. Other favorites: High Plains Drifter, Pale Rider, Whale Rider, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, Talladega Nights, Beautiful Girls, Better Off Dead, A Christmas Story, Full Metal Jacket, Blade Runner, The Shootist, Tombstone, Taps, The Empire Strikes Back, Sixteen Candles, Roadhouse, Silence of the Lambs, The Return of the King, Murder by Decree, Breaker Morant, Blazing Saddles, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Wallace and Gromit, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Negotiator, Trainspotting, Gosford Park, Pan's Labyrinth, The Mummy, The Thing, and Napoleon Dynamite.

Television:

I watch a lot of Discovery Channel (Man vs. Wild, Planet Earth, Deadliest Catch, A Haunting). I like Heroes and loved Arrested Development. I like reality shows that are based on actual talent (TUF; Top Chef: Sam was robbed!). I also watch a lot of sports, which is kind of my job. The rest is all documentaries and random things like Mystery on PBS. I will, like, get a 40 and watch Mystery. It's a good time.

Books:

All-time favorites include: Watership Down, The Great Gatsby, A Separate Peace, Cut, The Night Country, Crime and Punishment, South of the Border West of the Sun, The Secret History, The Sun Also Rises, Into Thin Air, How Late It Was How Late, Blindness, The True History of the Kelly Gang, Stranger Things Happen, The Killer Angels, We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families, The Remains of the Day, Collected Poems: Ted Hughes, Collected Poems: W.B. Yeats, April Galleons: John Ashbery, Black Swan Green, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, and The Happy Little Whale. I also read a few literary journals, and I am very much into the little subtradition of gothic writers from New England (Hawthorne, H.P. Lovecraft, etc.).

Heroes:

I admire Tim Wakefield a lot, because it takes something to take the field in front of 40,000 people and face the best hitters on the planet with nothing but a 63-mile-per-hour knuckleball and a below average curve. -- ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Blog

"You only moved the headstones!"

It is Halloween night  All Hallow's Eve  I just finished watching Poltergeist while drinking a bottle of $10 red wine called The Little Penguin. And now I'm blogging. I'm setting my sights pretty lo...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST

Two pounds of crazy . . .

This blog is a saner, more somber replacement for the one I posted earlier today. If you are one of the 18 people who viewed the original, you know that it began with a few lines from T.S. Eliot and, ...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:32:00 PST

Peak season for leafs/blogs

I've really been dropped the ball in terms of blogging lately. Of course, it's better to accidentally drop balls than to accidentally grab them, so I'll just roll on as if I haven't been away for a mo...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

All your fantasy points are belong to us

The annual fantasy football draft was held at my office last night. This being a sports magazine (albeit for kids), fantasy football is serious business. Until around the sixth round, when a combinati...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:56:00 PST

Book ends (book begins?)

So I have an idea for what could be my next book. Not to be too stereotypical about it, but I got the idea in the shower. First the basic premise, then, and this is often the case with me, the opening...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

Lame

Smell that? Smells lame. I am totally bailing on my friends birthday party tonight. It's like 100 degrees out there, and I'd just end up in a packed bar, sweating and shout-talking with people I mostl...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST

Dogs biting water

Pardon my french, people, but it is hot as balls out there: In the 90s with humidity that borders on the absolute. I did myself a favor this morning and got up early to do my running when it was still...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:03:00 PST

Last night I dreamt that I was Dean Cain

It has been exquisite sleeping weather in New York lately, rainy with temperatures in the 60s. And good sleeping weather is, of course, good dreaming weather. There's no other way to say this, gentle ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:28:00 PST

Random music appreciation blog: Quarterflash

Over the last few years, thanks to the wonders of iTunes and my willingness to spend 99 cents on nearly anything, I've become reacquainted with some of the random songs that I loved when I was a kid. ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

The Lies Perpetrated on Me by Public Education, Pt. I

In terms of writing, I've been working on novels for a few years now. First there was my thriller about a boy lost in the woods. Then there was my YA novel about, well, another missing boy. (Pardon me...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST