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About Me


www.AskYourDealer.com is a funny site that riffs on pharmaceutical drug ads.

Check it out! Have a giggle. Askyourdealer.com urges you to feel great! ... one pill at a time.

HERE'S TO FEELING GOOD ALL THE TIME!

Euphoric! Relaxed! Energetic! Carefree!

Ask your dealer which drugs are right for you.

www.askyourdealer.com

You CAN feel better ... one pill at a time. Feel good t-shirts, hoodies, mugs and more are available on Cafe Press:

Visit the weed store , the speed store , the crack store , the smack store .

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You KNOW Hollywood feels good!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tired? Listless? Bored? Depressed? Or just bothered by having to get up in the morning, tie your shoelaces and breath in and out? Have I got a pill for you!

It's hard getting happy. Get help getting happy. You can do it. I can help.

From your respected providers of humor, satire and general ridicule of big business, and in particular, big Rx.

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Music:

Rick James, Scott Weiland, Lou Reed, Niko, Sid Vicious, Jerry Garcia, Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards, Iggy Pop, Boy George, Tommy Lee, Social Distortion, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Dave Navarro, Jim Morrison, Baby Shambles, Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Velvet Underground, Doors, Dandy Warhols, Jonestown Massacre, the Jim Carroll Band, Snoop Dogg, Nirvana, Courtney Love, Elliott Smith, Gregg Allman, Faster Pussycat, Beatles, Ozzy Osbourne, Cypress Hill, Johnny Cash

Movies:

Anything with Robert Downey Jr., Nick Nolte, Marilyn Monroe, Leif Garrett, Richard Pryor, John Belushi, Robin Williams, Carrie Fisher

Books:

A Million Little Pieces, Junkie, The Doors of Perception, Heaven and Hell, Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, The Best Supernatural Tales of Arthur Conan Doyle, Drugstore Cowboy, Speed, Basketball Diaries, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Permanent Midnight