Scientology’s Most Bitchin’ Band! (3-17-08) |
Dear Mr. Cruise,
How I have longed for your gift of Scientology. I was reading Dianetics the other day and saw the passage about how Furlong is back together. You heard me right Tom, they blew the dus...
Posted by Furlong on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST |
Why does this fucking Astronaut keep following me? |
Dear Astronaut lady that keeps following me,
Why do you keep showing up in my rearview mirror? I thought when I met you at Space Camp you knew that it was a one night stand............ I did not think...
Posted by Furlong on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST |
Free Furlong Bumper Sticker And Button! |
Dear Julio Iglesias,
Your Latin love songs and rhythmatic crotch gyrations have forced us to offer everyone who send their mailing address a FREE Furlong bumper sticker and button/pin! Click Here to ...
Posted by Furlong on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:10:00 PST |
R.I.P. Mr. James Brown |
Mr. Brown,
We were at a loss this Christmas when we heard you died. We thought that this was not possible. There is now a huge void where you have stood so strong for years.... We would like...
Posted by Furlong on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST |
Rosie Perezs barbeque water gun! (New song and news!) |
Dear Rosie Perez,
You were so epic and dynamic in your role in "White Men Cant Jump". How you were skipped for an Oscar is so far beyond me. I hope you are still acting...... Anyhow my sweet lady, Fur...
Posted by Furlong on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Glass Eyes! |
Howdy,
well well you sexy motherfuckers, I played some solo sets at Lisas Oak Street Lounge last week. Thanks to all that came out on Thursday and made the WHOLE show one for the books! It was as much...
Posted by Furlong on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST |
Solo Shows This Week! |
Dear Helen Hunt ,
I have found myself happy to be back here in Louisville, Ky! I have been up in New York for the last week working at the Belmont Stakes. As many of you know I work in the horse racin...
Posted by Furlong on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Daddy, why did you slip money to that weird carni? |
Dear Tony Danza,
&nbs...
Posted by Furlong on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:23:00 PST |
"Look what you have done to Aruba!" |
Whats up sexy Myspace people!,
Furlong has been hard at work ridding Louisville of the those pesky sex crimers once and for all.
We have also been up to a lot of music shit too.
We played a fun ...
Posted by Furlong on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST |
Check out this event: The Tallest-------- Furlong------- The Slow Break |
Hosted By: FurlongWhen: Saturday Oct 22, 2005at 10:00 PMWhere: The Rudyard Kipling422 West Oak Street Louisville, KY 40203USDescription:Furlong Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Furlong on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:36:00 PST |
