Like most people on MySpace, I have serious emotional/sexual/political issues (take your pick) that I'm willing to share with the world. I'd like to help propel MySpace into the big noxious trash heap I know it's capable of becoming.
You will never see me write the phrase "but I digress" cause that's pretty much what's going on with this blog.
THE MYSPACE BLOG GRAVEYARD:
ALERT! ALERT! Godzilla:King of All Monsters Endorses Book!
A Recipe for Evil
Wired
LEAVE LIBERTY ALONE!
Bicycling Across Siberia
Bad Writing Contest: The results show and other stuff
It’s All a Metaphor for Something
Cold Turkey
Pepé Le Pew - PART II
J’Accuse! The Sexual Harassment Trial of Pepé Le Pew (PART I)
Betty Boinks Bedrock
Acme Dearest
The Aarvark Goes – WTF?
Aye Robot!
Rolling on the floor with English
Quit staring at my Hiatus
The Ghastly Crumb Tiny Celebri-bet
Tuesdays with Tony
Even More Reviews for Youse
A Grouchy Blogger Foresees His Self-Deletion
A Review of Everything
The One Minute Bible
The Compleat Asshole
Internal Memo
DESTROY ALL CANDIDATES!!!
Surrender
The Ergonomics of Human Design and Creeping Featurism in Sex Toys
Intermezzo
Holy Innocence
The Enigma of Enigmatic Inscrutabilities II: Blog-podge Ragnarok
The Enigma of Enigmatic Inscrutability
Prick Up Your Tails!
The Pros and Cons of Enchiladas
You’d Better Watch Out!
Last Minute Toy Buying Guide for the Obscure
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Drama Queen*
A Million Little Pizzas
Like a Good Neighbor
Good Fences Make Pissed Off Neighbors
The Power of Cheese
Fright Month: It Came From The Left!
An uncharacteristically unfunny non-blog (UPDATED)
Oldest Neo-Conservative Crotch Critter Tells All
Lawn Darts
Probe Me Deadly, My Love
Suburban Still Life
A Blog Tag Now Re-do
What I Had For Breakfast
The Six Day War
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
How to Write Bad Poetry
Dog Park Bullies
WTF?
"Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them." - Flannery O'Connor