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180 lbs. of sad

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About Me

OBVIOUSLY IM A TRADITIONAL SKINHEAD, I COME FROM A WORKIN' CLASS FAMILY. FATHER WOS A DOC WORKER, THEN BECAME A BUTCHER, BORN & BRED IN CHELSEA, LONDON ENGLAND. BORN WITH A STIFF UPPER LIP . AIM (chelsea hedhnter) or email [email protected]. I drink alot I KNOW IM NOT VERY NICE, IM THA KISS OF DEATH TA MOST PEOPLE. I DONT KNOW WHY, I JUST SEEM TA DESTROY PEOPLES LIVES.I LIKE TA GO TA THA PUB'S AND PISS UP WITH ME MATES FOOTBALL IS ME LIFE...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. AND I DON'T CARE W0T ANYBODY SAYS 'BOUT THA WAY I LOOK. IT'S THA WAY I WANT TA LOOK AND I DON'T GIVE A TOSS. IT'S NOT DONE TA IMPRESS ANYBODY ER DEPRESS THEM ER EVEN AFFECT THEM. IT'S PURLEY ME OWN LITTLE THING, FUCK THA FCC!! IVE BEEN DOIN STAND UP FOR 6 YEARS, AND LOVE STAND UP COMEDY EVER SINCE I WOS LITTLE. COMEDY SHOWS, HOWARD STERN, SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO. IM KNOWN TA 'AVE INSULT 'UMOUR. I TAKE NO PRISONERS, SPARE NO ETHNIC, OR SOCIAL GROUP. I WORK DIRTY. IF YA CANT LAUGH AT YERSELF THEN DONT LAUGH AT ALL. ..

My Interests

FOOTBALL is me world, me sport, me family, me life! watching football matches BLUE IS THA COLOUR! CHESLEA FC!! , 'oward stern, rugby, boxing, throwin' arrows,drawing, taking/developing pictures, drinking with me mates.
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I'd like to meet:

THA FUCKIN NUTTER TERRY BUTCHER! TOTAL FUCKIN PSYCHO GILBERT GOTTFRIED tha great billy west. first appeared on tha stern show in 89 doin' jackie martling and larry from tha 3 stooges voices, 'e also voiced ren & stimpy, woody woodpecker, pinky and tha brain, as well as futurama

Music:

stand up comedy, I love most types of music from classic rock, ta metal not tha new shit, soul music, doo-wop, old fashioned rock n roll, ska, reggae, some 'ip 'op, punk, oi. THE BUSINESS, SHAM 69, condemed 84, the crack, argy bargy, stiff little fingers, cock sparrer, cockney rejects, slaughter and tha dogs, crass, the gonads, blanks 77, the last resort, 4 skins, Vice Squad, Peter and tha Test Tube Babies, sex pistols, the lurkers, anti-nowhere league, angelic upsarts, Chelsea, dead boys,germs,the clash,the adicts,Motorhead, vibrators,radio birdman,nerve agents,misfits,ramones,the queers,new york dolls,johnny thunders, Television/richard hell,eddie and the hotrods, mc5,the undertones, generation x, buzzcocks, the slits, 999,the nipple erectors,wire,the jam,Iron Maiden,xray spex,G.G.Allin and the scumfucks,the damned, AC/DC,eater, The Smiths, X, TSOL, detroit cobras, blondie, gore gore girls, the adverts, the stranglers, the rezillos, the pogues, circle jerks, the varukers, the kinks,MADNESS of course mates. Hepcat, THA SPECIALS, THA ENGLISH BEAT! Desmond Deeker and tha aces, Max Romero and tha pyramids, derrick morgan, lee perry, lord tanamo, jimmy cliff, Peter Tosh, Toots and tha Maytals, Burning Spear, Juniour Murvin, , , ,

Movies:

Fever Pitch (NOT THA POXY JIMMY FALLON ONE),ESSEX BOYS, ROMPER STOMPER, football factory, Jackie Brown, Monty Python holy grail, meaning of life, life of brian, and now for something completly different, The Commitments, Schindler's List, Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Rude Boy(CLASH MOVIE),Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock 2 smoking Barrels, Suicide Kings, Maiden England (Iron Maiden),ARTIE LANGE'S BEER LEAGUE. meet tha creeps, stand up comedy, gilbert gottfried "dirty jokes, artie lange "its tha whiskey talkin" jim norton, patton oswalt, private parts, lewis black, dice clay jackie martling, lisa lampanelli, bettlejuice uncensored,tha reverend bob levy, jim florentine, george carlin, eddie izzard, dirty work, mitch hedberg, yuck tha clown "tha damn show" Any Football Highlight film Evil Dead, The Lost Boys, Horror Hotel, Frankenstein, Night of the living dead, The Haunting, Return of the Fly, American Psycho, Plan 9 From Outerspace.

Television:

howard tv in demand CHELSEA FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL matches, cricket, rugby matches,baseball,american football, food network, animal planet, 'istory channel, Tha Office (YES THA ENGLISH VERSION), tha munsters, COPS,simpsons, family guy, seinfeld, pretty much anything "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons...."

My Blog

Next season, it's ours

Sir Alex Ferguson is convinced we will face a much tougher title scrap from tha red scum Manchester United next season regardless of whether we retain tha championship at Stamford Bridge on ...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:05:00 PST

BLUES BRIGADE

Joe Cole rescued England from a morale sapping draw with Uruguay by grabbing an injury-time winner at Anfield. Tha South Americans took tha lead in tha first 'alf thanks ta superb volley from Oma...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST

BLUES BRIGADE

Joe Cole rescued England from a morale sapping draw with Uruguay by grabbing an injury-time winner at Anfield. Tha South Americans took tha lead in tha first 'alf thanks ta superb volley from Oma...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:14:00 PST

KING OF STAMFORD BRIDGE

Our very great ledgend Peter Osgood 'as died today a very sad loss ta Chelsea. 'e scored 105 goals in 289 appearances fer me blues and 'elped us win tha FA Cup in 1970 and tha European ...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST

messi tha muppet

Messi 'as accused Asier del Horno of trying to 'urt 'im after tha Chelsea defender wos sent off fer 'is reckless lunge at Messi 'es an actor and a cheat that fuckin mug! 'e should win a bloody oscar. ...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST

CHELSEA DEMOLITION

4 goals from Arjen Robben, Frank Lampard, Crespo and skipper Terry gave us a comfortable 4-1 victory over Everton in our 4th round FA Cup replay tonight, now we 'ave a clash wif Colchester ...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

REDS CHALLENGE EXPIRE!

Goals from William Gallas and  Crespo made sure that livertool, despite early dominance of possession, are now 21 points behind us. Scouse misery wos compounded by tha late dismissal of 'kee...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:18:00 PST

Chelsea fan jailed fer two years, banned ten

A Chelsea fan wos jailed fer two years and banned from football matches fer 10 years on Friday fer taking part in a prearranged brawl wif Aston Villa suppourters. A judge at Kingston Crown C...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:49:00 PST

THA USUAL SUSPECTS

'ernan Crespo and Arjen Robben both scored first-'alf goals today ta lift Chelsea ta a 2-0 win over 19th-place Birmingham City and keep us 11 points clear in tha English title race.
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:22:00 PST

CHELSEA 1 - BORO 0

SUPER! John Terry inspired our blues ta a 1-0 victory over Middlesbrough at tha Bridge. Our Chelsea skipper's 'eader wos classified as an own goal as it went in off Fabio...
Posted by 180 lbs. of sad on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:17:00 PST