New Year's Resolutions |
Tonight, I met a friend for dinner. It was amusing watching him struggle to come up with a decision with what to order for dinner, because of some stupid promise he made a few nights ago.Yes. I'm ta...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST |
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend |
My wife and I had the distinct pleasure of deciding between cable and a satellite dish for our home. As an ex-stereo/video salesman, I knew this was going to put our relationship to the test.From exp...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST |
VIVA LAS VEGAS |
I'm sure you've all seen the commercial created by the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce, "What happens in Vegas&Stays in Vegas." That's great, if something really happens. But if it doesn't, like in my...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST |
Six years ago today... |
For those of you that don't know about me, on June 5th 2000, I was diagnosed with stage three Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma. My doctors told me that the type of cancer I had was very aggressive, and it was ...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST |
pittsburgh |
Wednesday, December 6, 2006Pittsburgh, Pa. 12:48 A.M.Here's my day. On the way to the Burbank Airport, I had to stop at Walgreen's Pharmacy to pick up my prescriptions. I pulled up to the drive-thr...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:50:00 PST |
an open letter to michael richards |
As a professional comedian, and fan of yours from Seinfeld, I, like many people was shocked by your performance at the Laugh Factory, and found your insincere apology on Letterman even more shocking!T...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST |
A messy divorce |
In New York, a doctor who was distraught over his pending divorce, blew-up his brownstone in upper Manhattan, with himself inside. The entire building, valued at over five million dollars collap...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST |
My daughter and the monkey |
My daughter, who has juvenile diabetes, told me that there was a certain species of monkey that could detect blood sugar changes in diabetics and could be trained to go to the refrigerator and bring y...
Posted by Robert Schimmel on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:35:00 PST |
