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Harmonic Scalpel

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



Thanks for stopping by ghetto-fabulous MySpace page! Harmonic Scalpel had this dopy page WAY before the teens where posting inane surveys....and WAY before FoxNewsCorp bought Tom's ass out for 8 figures. That aside, I would meet people who are professionally employed in the music / entertainment industry to support one another in our respective career. Also, I'd like to meet those who are sincerely interested in making a career in the entertainment business. I provide booking assistance / proefessional services for FAT RHABIT, the LIARS HANDSHAKE, JODY GNANT, ENVY, ATLLAS, and spokesperson-model BETH WEBER. We work with many other national, regional acts, and solo artists on an unofficial basis. All serious inquiries will merit an in-kind response, and grazie for reading all of that dunderdumb. Best movie line ever: "PUT THAT DOWN! Coffee is for closers only... You think I'm fucking with you? I am NOT fucking with you."

My Interests

LEFTIES RULE!MUSIC and the entertainment business, weight training / fitness, football, (ASU Football, 1991-1994 I am proud to be a Sun Devil for Life!), The Washington Redskins Professional Football Club, comedy, World War II, Howard Stern, firearms, economics, world events and politics (I'm a centrist / libertarian / moderate kind of Republican, so please trash Bush somewhere else. Many fellow members in the GOP aren't all that happy either about some of his policy or efforts either!),aviation, fine food, Rene Magritte, video games, automobiles, mocking the DEA and their ineffective & Draconian policies, Formula 1 Racing, technology in the health sciences, languages and dialects, The Far East, spirited political debate, travel to and fro, and the ever-changing and adaptable human spirit that is around us all.

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I'd like to meet:

Professional and dedicated people in the Arizona and national entertainment industry who want to create a positive environment for musicians and fans alike, people with real experience in the music business* Decent people in related fields whom have a high level of real-world business education, producers, public relations pros, musical equipment & gear sales reps, free-lance writers, indie-press editors, booking agents, festival reps, stylists, sound techs, A & R folks, publicists, rebel anarchists (just checking to see if you're paying attention) graphic designers, internet press, videographers, etc...* Events you imagined in your mind & shows you watch on MTV do not count as experience or knowledge.

Music:

SIRIUS RULES! Go buy one! (you can thank me for the advice later) When it comes to music, only a fool chooses style over substance. So, in no particular order of inspiring artists: Alice In Chains (RIP, Layne) Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, Rush, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Fat Rhabit, The Liars Handshake, Jody Gnant, SectaS, , Def Leppard, Foo Fighters, Iron Maiden, Aerosmith, Taproot, Godsmack, Pink Floyd, Jerry Cantrell, The Beatles, Mozart's concertos, Johnny Cash (RIP, the man in black) Queensryche, Dropbox, Bob Dylan, Van Halen (both DLR & Sammy versions), the R & B classics, The Grateful Dead (I caught 23 Dead shows and am lucky to witness an event that is still without peer, RIP Jerry), Jimi Hendrix, Elton John, cool funk and disco tunes that are still bad-ass, Guns 'n Roses (hey Axel! Thanks for f-ing up my generation's Rolling Stones. Nice work,bro), Bach, Wagner's arias, Charlie Daniel's Band, a whole slew of 'Nix-based bands, the indie artists that I respect and always play like it means something, ol’ schoo rappers like Public Enemy, Run DMC, Beastie Boys, NWA, EPMD, Eric B & Rakim, House of Pain, Big Daddy Kane. Poetry and beats, straight from the street: that used to rap’s definition and vibe. Before the MTV programming execs destroyed the genre and made it HIP HOP. When did rap become hip hop? I missed that memo. Did anybody ask Ed Lover if that change was cool with him? http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Movies:

The art of storytelling comes to life on the big screen. Well, sometimes storytelling comes to life. The other times they are Spike Lee's movies. In no preferential order: Predator, Saving Private Ryan, clever , diabolical, and twisted comedies, anything without Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider) The Great Raid, Shrek I & II, Rat Race, Napoleon Dynamite, Black Hawk Down, This Is Spinal Tap, Star Wars I-VI, Indiana Jones series, Patton, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Underworld I & II, The Wizard of Oz, Die Hard series, Terminator series, Lord of the Rings trilogy, WWII era movies are my favorite classics, Casablanca, Iwo Jima, The Longest Day, The Great Escape, Dirty Dozen. Pretty much every Tom Hank movie. Same goes for Tim Burton.

Television:

Thank God for the DVR!

Books:

WWII and historical non-fiction is my thing. I have read a couple hundred books on the topic. Yes, I have a problem. A bunch of industry trades .., SI, Rolling Stone is still pretty relveant I havent read fiction since Clancy started writing doorstops instead of stories. Currently I have enough fiction in my life, thank you.

Heroes:

My parents. To raise myself and my two brothers was a heroic and massive undertaking. Hero status goes out to people who regardless of race, nationality, or religion who are eliminating the scourge of the 21st century: radical Islamic fundamentalism. The men and women who serve in the United States Armed forces & protection services- both today and those who served. Especially who gave the ultimate sacrifice, like my grampa John & my friend and fellow Sun Devil Pat Tillman. Finally, people who fight cancer with every fiber of their being are my heroes too.

My Blog

The top cash crop is the U.S. is: Corn? Wheat? Guess again

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. growers produce nearly $35 billion worth of marijuana annually, making the illegal drug the country's largest cash crop, bigger than corn and wheat combined, an advocate of...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:14:00 PST

If you don't study and work hard, you end up in Iraq?

Fact: The American armed forces has much higher percentage of college graduates then the U.S. civillian population.  ...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

I thought that it caused memory loss? I guess not...

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - In rats with brain inflammation due to natural aging or in response to an artificial inflammatory stimulus, treatment with a synthetic compound akin to marijuana markedly r...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

Let's ALL be clear about Krazy Kim il Sung and his regime

N. Korea Apparently Preparing Nuke Test  Email this StoryOct 17, 6:00 PM (ET)By BO-MI LIM (AP) In this image made from North Korean television, a woman broadcaster reads ou...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST

What a dubious distinction for Phoenix!

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Phoenix on Wednesday was named the sweatiest city in the United States, but Miami topped the list as the most uncomfortable American city due to its mix of humidity and heat. The...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:43:00 PST

an amazing study!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Marijuana smoking does not increase a person's risk of developing lung cancer, according to the findings of a new study at the University of California Los Angeles that surpris...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:52:00 PST

TOOL at Gammage

What a show.  It was like a religious experience for we die-hard Toolheads - to see those fellas perform in such an intimate and acousticly perfect venues such as Gammage was just ...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:11:00 PST

"The Bigger Picture" FAQs

1. What are the time slots? So far the following acts have confirmed: ZOOM and the Sporty Forties Busticles Booby Trap Pinner Almost Done Ninja Fish Strange Young Things Gooder Almost Done M...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST

Booking requests, management requests, venues, etc.

If you want to have Harmonic Scalpel Presents book your act, please send us a message and we will do our best to get your band the attention it deserves.  H.S.P. has very...
Posted by Harmonic Scalpel on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST