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Richmond

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About Me

I'm a sedentary, red-headed stepchild to all East Coast cities by day and a raving drunk, partying slattern by night. I've spawned from my Vaginia such bastards as GWAR, Avail, Festivus, CBR, and your mom. Come drink with me - I won't be gentle.

My Interests

PBR, Sticky Rice, Bandito's, Southern Culture, Nanci Raygun, RVA Magazine, Alley Katz, Screwdrivers, graffiti, random acts of vandalism, Red-headed sluts, Buttery Nipples and your mom. By the way, Travis Pulley is the MOST Richmond person in the world. Happy, Travdogg? Hehe.

I'd like to meet:

Other cities to battle Godzilla-style, girls with low morals, boys with high voices, kids who instinctively know to go buy more PBR from the gas station at 11:56, that guy who somehow gets every hot chick in town to come to his party - and invites me, the artists, the dweebs, the dorks, the jocks, the freeks, the geeks, the cocks, the fags, chicks who aren't on the rag, the punks, the junkies, the guy who knows a guy, the guy who knows THAT girl, the guy with a place to crash...ALL OF YOU. Love me and love me good. Bring the lube!!!

Music:

Lamb of God, MAN SPEAKING CHINESE, Apocalypse Pow, Before Falling, Immortal Avenger, The Gaskets, Heath Haynes and the Crying Shames, Avail, Inquisition, Four Walls Falling, Action Patrol, RPG, You are the Drum, Ann Beretta, Sixer, River City High, Strike Anywhere, GWAR, Ipecac, Sleepytime Trio, Denali, Lazycain, Engine Down, Bats & Mice, More Fire for Burning People, Stinking Lizaveta, Battlemaster, Municipal Waste, Parasytic, and Cannabis Corpse

Movies:

anything at the Byrd (gotta save money for the PBR's)

Television:

Line of Fire sucks...stop filming me.

Books:

How not to succeed when everything is in your favor - City Council