♦J⊗hnny Ca$h.M⊗ney™♦ profile picture

♦J⊗hnny Ca$h.M⊗ney™♦

Who Wants a Mustache Ride! I Do!, I Do!

About Me

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

My Interests

art, boobs, coors light, design, eatin', free stuff, general lee, healthy butts, illustration, journey, krushin', lapdances, music, 9mm's, on-the-border, photography, quickies, ridin', spotin', travelin', under-roos(on a healthy butt), victorinox/swiss watches, workin' hard/hardly workin', xperimentin', yoo-hoo's, zebras(you wanna do whaa!)... blah, blah, blah! anything can spark mad interests, it's keeping mine that's the trick!

I'd like to meet:

No one in particular...i'll take it as it comes, and judge for myself...orange women in all the major cities...

Music:

Anything that makes me wanna knuckle dood down, break teeth, or blast a hole in your fuckin' skull. and George Michael(Wham!)

My Blog

dirty lil' girls...

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "N...
Posted by fJ—hnny Ca$h.M—ney"f on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ugly people are funny too!!

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to g...
Posted by fJ—hnny Ca$h.M—ney"f on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST