What to do:
1) I’m looking for cathartic offerings for Britain’s premier ‘straight talking’ chat Nazi. Try writing a loving and motivational message for Jeremy. Why not include some poignant poetry or share your philosophical musings, then simply post it up in the comments section(NOT THE MESSAGE SECTION AS THEY CAN’T BE VIEWED). Your benevolence will hock a loogie of love in the face of daytime television.
2) Create an inspirational drawing for Jeremy then email it as a jpeg to [email protected] and I’ll post your creations in the pics section ASAP.
Why:
JEREMY KYLE IS DISEASED, don’t worry, he’s not suffering from any kind of physical infirmity; it’s merely a pathogen of the soul. It’s all too easy to mock or spew vitriol at those whose differences offend us, but other than a guilty rush and an ephemeral discharge of angst, what does that actually achieve?
Jeremy Kyle may not be an easy man to love, but before we just dismiss him as a self aggrandising, smug faced, git weasel, shouldn’t we first take a long hard look at ourselves.
We are all products of our environment; we all wrestle with those destructive elements of our characters, those prickly edges to our psyche which are often born from neuroses and insecurity
. In this sense Jeremy is no different than you or I. His crimes* are more than likely just the clumsily articulated manifestation of his own negative experiences.
Perhaps he was bullied at school; he looks like a man who’s been on the wrong end of an atomic wedgie. Maybe bigger boys surrounded him in the playground, hacking away at his humanity with acerbic playground mantras. The truth is we just don’t know.
So instead of waving the finger of judgement or degrading ourselves by eructating tawdry insults** why not try turning that derisive shrug into a decisive hug.
How can we expect people to develop as individuals if we don’t give them a nurturing and supportive environment in which to do so? Maybe if the world was nicer to Jeremy Kyle he wouldn’t be such a toxic cloud in the karmic love puddle.
To international readers: It really doesn’t matter If you’re unaware of Mr Kyle and his work. Surely offering a stranger a little love and support can only ever be a good thing. Your kind words could act as a band aid on a wounded soul.
*Exploiting herberts: Most of his guests clearly have to gnaw through the straps to be there. I put it to you that browbeating the socialy disadvantaged on daytime television is no different than spraying Stephen Hawking with shit soup and recording it on your mobile.
Lactating smarm (smug-juice glistens on his slimy nipples)
Oversimplifying complex social issues by condensing them into hectoring sound bites which he then delivers with anaemic aggression in a futile attempt to appear less effete.
A Travis Bickle style cleansing of scum from the streets in which Kyle enters his local Aldi armed with a sportswear seeking flame thrower and a lust for ‘justice’ (This obviously hasn’t occurred at present and with your gentle encouragement probably never will)
** To illustrate how cruel and destructive juvenile vituperation can be, I’ve decided to compile a list of Kyle focussed insults. please message me your own examples so that we may study them and become a more empathic species.
Moonfaced Benny baiter /
