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Gerard

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Writer living in Belfast. Best known as a performance poet, though also a short story writer and one time playwright (never again). Perform regularly in Belfast, sometimes in England and Scotland. All that said I like film, music, and socialising, hoping to meet a nice girl and settle down on a farm somewhere and grow GM crops for a tidy profit. One time trainee WWE wrestler though a hamstring injury while doing my finisher (The Funky Worm) put paid to that. I like to read cowboy novels.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My foot and your arse. Aside from that Tom Leonard - everyone else is dead.ANYONE WANTING TO BE ADDED TO MY FRIENDS LIST PLEASE GO TOmyspace.com/gerardmckeownI WILL NO LONGER BE ACCEPTING FRIENDS AT THIS ADDRESS.

My Blog

Links

Hey allgerardmckeown.com is down for the time being, though I hope to have it up and running again in a few months time. I didn't feel the old format was working for me as I wanted it to, so it'll rea...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:57:00 GMT

LinksĀ§

Hey allgerardmckeown.com is down for the time being, though I hope to have it up and running again in a few months time. I didn't feel the old format was working for me as I wanted it to, so it'll rea...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:56:00 GMT

Hey blog subscribers

I notice that some of you not yet subscribed to my new blog. Which I think you should as I'm trying to wind this page down and close it soon. Before I do that I want to take some of the best bloggs to...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:57:00 GMT

AVRIL LAVIGNE - GIRLFRIEND VIDEO

Why are all Avril Lavigne video's about how Avril is cool and that it's a great thing to be cool. If I was at a golf course and Avril Lavigne pinged a golf ball off my girlfriend's head. I'd kick...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:52:00 GMT

Describing what I did (in the style of an american)

I hung out with my buddies at a bar in town and drunk a whole buncha beers. Thought I was gonna barf but I got a burrito and shouted "fuck you buddy!" at a taxi driver who nearly knocked me down. "Dri...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:47:00 GMT

The adventures of good Gerard Part 1

Being Good - I was waiting today for workmen to come to my house and fix broke stuff. The door went and off I wnet to answer it and, don't you just know it, it's the fucking tv licence man. Now I said...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Cool Kids Never Have The Time

Hey there, why have none of you peeps posted on my blog? I'm getting down about it. So I'm chillin out at work answering emails and listening to lots of grunge on my mp3 player. Go on tell me how to b...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:17:00 GMT

Being Scum

I have ran out of oil and instead of burning my furniture I'm going to be really scummy and use my credit card. I feel such a long way from the guy who lived in a bedsit on Camden St and was on the do...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:14:00 GMT

Sitting in Ormeau Road Library

Right, I thought since nearly all of my bloggs are essentially lies, which make me look like a) a fuck up b) a sad case c) a bit of a social inadequate d) cool in the eyes of wankers. That I would ask...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Emo Gerard

I've always wondered why, when you take perfectly interesting articulate people, give them an acoustic guitar and a stage, they suddenly start spouting boring platitudes or strange uninteresting obser...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:48:00 GMT