A familiar Expat feeling....... |
A familiar Expat feeling.........hehehehe
"The bar was crowded with men of all ages, talking, smoking, playing cards. Apart from the occasional oblique glance, they ignored the stranger sitting at a t...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:29:00 GMT |
I mean, its not right is it? |
I ran the glasses under the cold water and began polishing them with a tea towel. The smell of burnt pizza drifted through from the kitchen as it often did at times when the restaurant had more than t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:35:00 GMT |
The key of Azcahob and The bridge of Edbedwin |
Apologies if you have not heard from me for a while.....I am currently trapped in a land with no internet access!!! And I dont like it....I dont like it one bit! Chances are I'm going to be stuck here...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:21:00 GMT |
Covering Letter |
Dear Sir or Madam,
I need money. I dont want to work but I need to pay the rent and cant sign on anymore. I spend my days watching DVDs and eating and would rather carry on doing this but unfortunatel...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:08:00 GMT |
Water Intoxication..... |
You can actually die from drinking too much water????? I suppose its just one more thing for me to worry about.
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:41:00 GMT |
1991........ |
Ahhh Chesney Hawkes, the summer of 1991 when I was all spots and roller boots......like now. 1991 saw my introduction to Terminator 2, the 1st Terminator being an 18 and far to scary for me despite my...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:38:00 GMT |
F*ck Fallas........ |
F*ck Fallas, f*ck the crema, f*ck bangers and fireworks going off in the street at all hours of the f*cking day and night for 2 weeks, f*ck tourists, f*ck crowds, f*ck the stench of piss in Carmen, f*...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
Thank Christ! |
I just cant believe that the lactose and gluten free diet is actually working for me!!!! 7 years ago a 50-odd year old, pale, skinny doctor in a grey tank top which matched his skin tone and who ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:46:00 GMT |
The last 48 hours.... |
Started with a liquid diet, followed by hours trapped in the bathroom and culminated in a barium enema tube being inserted in my bum by a large Spanish nurse with bad aim.
And weirdly enough this was...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:31:00 GMT |
Stool Samples.... |
You hesitated before you opened this blog entry....and so you should.
In my room I have 4 plastic containers. Each has a small plastic spoon inside. On the instructions it clearly states "poop into a...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
