You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, NOT YOU!, you, you, you, you etc.
Should stroke you like a doe eyed cherub, or spit in you're face and tell you you're bad.
Why? If we like the same films are you gonna take me to the pictures? I like The Muppets Christmas Carol and porn. I’m working on combining the two but that Jim Henson was a litigious fucker.
I’d like to watch those shows where people demean themselves for a chance to touch Ant and Dec but I’m usually busy counting the scabs on my neighbours rottweiler.
I can’t read, I’ve got a copy of Plato’s Republic but I’ve swapped all the words for magic eye pictures.
Little Kev from the Kersal massive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6LMpUPRjVQ),Shane Meadows, Socrates, Melle Mell, Emo Phillips, Joe Bataan, Ken Kesey, Captain Beefheart, Peter Cook, Jenny Holzer, Irvine Welsh, Dylan Moran, Rachel Pantechnicon, Stephen Fry, Aisle 16, Polarbear, Jean Dubuffet, Sid Vicious, Warhol, The Mighty Boosh, Cheggars (can’t be boozers), Barry Scott, Peter Andre, The British Dairy Council, Stalin’s butler, God’s dog, your momma.