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About Me

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My Interests

Go check out my good friend and illustrator Gemma Correll (little bear)

Music:

Mostly old stuff, some new stuff too, music to escape with

Movies:

Ok, I freely admit Im one of those arty fucks that turns their nose up at Hollywood cinema, I will fall asleep or feel like tearing my hair out if you take me to any trash chick flick rubbish, You should see these films they are more than good:
Napoleon Dynamite
The Motorcycle Diaries
Decalog
Dark water
Carmen *spanish version*
Lost in translation
La fille sur le pont (The girl on the bridge)
Three Colours Red,white,blue
Open your eyes
Silence of the lambs
Velvet Goldmine
The Consequences Of Love
Sex Lies and Video Tape
The labyrinth (Mmmm mmm Bowie in lycra trousers!)
Heather's *J'adore Christian Slater*
The constant gardener
A short film about love
Hidden
Walk the line
The science of sleep
..But generally anything french, about heart ache with lots of lust in it and attractive moody people

Television:

The L word
Six feet under
Peep Show
Alan Partridge
Desperate housewives
Dark place
Programs about government conspiracy theories
The Moomins
Snoopy ( charlie brown)
Button Moon

Books:

I used to read untill the cockerels started crowing in the early hours, making scratchy crumbs in my bed from munching on Walkers ready salted crisps.

Heroes:

Ive just thought of one, the the lyrical genius and love god Jarvis Cocker! (He's so dreamy!!)

My Blog

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Posted by Snorkmaiden on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

Serenaded

Well, I haven't done one of these for a while, but something funny happened to me on Thursday night. I was walking home from Amy's house, and was almost at my house when this car slided up to the curb...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

Romania photos

Im back from my trip to Brasov in Transalvania Romania,it was brilliant, here are some snap shots from my trip. Thanks to Muffie and Neil, I am very grateful for them letting me stay. Bucherest train ...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

I went to a party in a house in the country

Ok I went home for a goodbye party the other weekend, it was for my friend Sophie back home, She is moving to Florida. It was basically an informal high school reuinon for my group of school friends, ...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST

Polaroid camera at last!!

Woooo I got FedExed today! All the way from Vienna!At last I have my gnarly photographers hands on a Polaroid camera...and it's yellow!!!!Now all I have to do is somehow think of using it for my entir...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

Chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow now!

will someone please buy me one of these, I will love you forever. Perhaps. I might. Id just really like a chow chow,they are lovely.:D...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST

don't you forget the rivers in the streets

So I just opened the back door in my kitchen to look at the rain outside, setting off the security light in the neighbors garden, too frightened to put my arm out for more than a second, for irrationa...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST

ugh :(

A shattered vase, you keep my broken pieces in a box under your bedThe bed where we first kissed amongst our tatty photographs, the ones you forgot to burn
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST

The freakyest train journey Ive ever had. Am I a magnet for freaks!?

I had the most bizarre train journey back to Nottingham today. Ive been home in Ippo and visiting friends in Norwich for the week and was on one of those really pokey little trains they sometimes put ...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST

Today there was a bomb down my road!!!!!!

Ok fuck..just been down the bottom of my road for the past hour photographing... there was a bomb disposal unit and the whole of the road at the bottom of my street was cordoned off!!! There where two...
Posted by Snorkmaiden on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST