Choose Tom Russell. Choose Poetry. Choose a bad microphone. Choose a blog.
Choose poems about breakups, standups wannabe gangsters and electrical tin openers. Choose good clothes, bad hair, and no eyesight. Choose smoking in the pooring rain outside the venue. Choose copious amounts of alchohol. Choose him in your top friends. Choose his profile layout and matching contact table. Choose a
faveourite other poet to compare him to and wonder which would be better in bed.
Choose commenting his blog and wondering who the fuck you are on a friday night.
Choose sitting on that computer chair reading mind-numbing, spirit-crushing
poems, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable
home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up
brats you call your myspace friends.
Choose some poetry.
Choose Tom Russell.
That was awfully negative I am sorry. I just really like Trainspotting. Too much. My name is Tom. I write Poems. I perform them too. This is the place where my words come to be viewed by the public. If my mind is my inner sanctum, and my journal is the welcomin lobby, then this would definetly be the porter waiting for you at the door, ready to take your coat and hat. So yes, use this porter wisely. He is your friend. He is your servant. He is paid by the hour to do your bidding, so squeeze as much out of him as is humanly possible.
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