Box of chocolates |
What a difference a year makes Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:30:00 GMT |
The other side |
I can see clearly now the rain is gone,I can see all obstacles in my wayGone are the dark clouds that had me blindIt's gonna be a bright, bright, bright, brightSunshiny day. Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:24:00 GMT |
Distant rumblings |
My heart has started beating like a hummingbird's wings again. Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:35:00 GMT |
oh bum |
Well that last blog need never have happened. I am back at square one.Honestly, looking for a decent job in Lancaster is like looking for one of my nose studs when I've dropped it on the carpet... Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:02:00 GMT |
The Great Unwashed |
Huzzah for me. No longer am I doley scum, for i have been offered a job! About blummin' time. I have been going bananas with boredom at home, and nibbling my nails to the bone at the thought of how ... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 05:45:00 GMT |
feetie complete-y |
Blessed art those with wide feet, for they shalt find shoes that fit in heaven.Except I don't believe in heaven, so I had to turn to the ever faithful Clarks instead. Damn my flipper-like feet; I can... Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:09:00 GMT |
Lying in the gutter and looking up at the stars...but I forgot my glasses |
Blummin' Mac. Doesn't give me the option of choosing pretty colours and fonts. Well, there's probably a way but I can't be arsed faffing.Isn't it strange, I thought to myself. All this free time I ... Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:54:00 GMT |
munchkin armies |
Typical. The sun is out and it's time for clothes to get smaller, shorter, and generally lacking in presence, and already I have been feasted upon by midges. My legs look like they have measles. Tr... Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:13:00 GMT |
lunchtime musings |
I spotted on the Guardian online today their introductory snippet to a juicy story that reads:
"Spa worker claims that as she was massaging Kevin Costner he removed his towel and performed a solo... Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:49:00 GMT |