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Andy Jenkins

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About Me

As you can no doubt tell, I take myself very very seriously. I have an inexplicable desire to make my beautiful alluring self less attractive at any given opportunity (much to the dismay of my sister) but possess an inner beauty comparable to Lurch of "The Adams Family" fame. MyGen Profile Generator

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Someone who can confuse and inspire me. And students/clients who tip BIG!

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My Blog

Bikepov NZ

So being a serial quitter I've done loads of things in the past to help: juggle more, chew on lollipops or cocktail sticks, brush my teeth excessively, man up and go cold turkey. This time I decided t...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:22:00 GMT

Made in England

God it's been good being home! Sampling all the delights of the buds of summer: my parents' beautiful garden and epic rent-free house, the drawn out evenings where dusk tries to keep its baby-monkey g...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:31:00 GMT

Superbowl I Suppose...

It's Superbowl Sunday! I Whoop and Holler to the stream of endless commercial breaks trying to engage in the spirit, but I think I'm doing it all wrong. I'm on my own, as I always choose to be on thes...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:18:00 GMT

Happy New Utah

Hey Y'all, Happy New Year everybody. Hope you all avoided the perils of alcohol poisoning through the festive period. I did. Really. Been working flat out, like a whore in a Wild West saloon. No time ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:14:00 GMT

A Journey To Forget

Alwite Bitches,..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   According to happy-go-lucky rapping trio De La Soul "Three is the magic number". Clearly they weren't r...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:38:00 GMT

Italy: Ski Instructing and urination

Alright you orrible lot, Euro-Rant time! So I've finally arrived in my palace in Andorra, a double bed in an as yet empty chalet after 4 weeks of sharing triple twins in Italy (as in beds, not fema...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:11:00 GMT

My First Week As A Paid Ski Instructor

So, working on a building site in January has it's drawbacks. Cold and fatigue being the main little puppies. And a nagging feeling like you've wasted the last year and the best part of 20,000 pence o...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:33:00 GMT

How to wrestle with a computer: part 67

So I try to do a myspace space coz that's all the rage these days. Let's not be left behind in a luddite world of pens and paper while the cool kids vlog their lives away for paedophilic exploitation ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:23:00 GMT