Silence Is A Golden Shower |
If you haven't noticed, I haven't been keeping up this blog with the fiber-like regularity with whish I used to. This is because I need to focus my efforts on getting on the 2008 ballot. B...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Walking In My Winter Underwear |
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ON THE HOLIDAYS
Christmas was a little awkward this year. Using some logarithm on their computer, my adopte...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST |
Tomkat Says We Do, Pamrock Says We Don't |
ON APOLOGIES
Let me just lump them all together here to set the record straight. I'm sorry to the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and that other dead guy for saying the cops that arreste...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST |
And The Winner Is.... |
ON VICTORY IS MINE!!!!
And oh, how sweet it is! Mmm mmmm mmmmmmmm, that's tasty! I could eat it up with a spoon!
The Democrats thought by rolling out some Iraq ...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:34:00 PST |
Get Thee To A Voting Booth |
While recovering from my near fatal stingray attack and narrowly escaping assassination by Yankee kamikazes, I decided it would be safest to go camping in California. So now I'm in the ho...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST |
The Others Are just Like Us. Violent. |
I was not aware that the salad I consumed at my favorite HoJo's contained E. coli-laden spinach. As a rule I generally avoid spinach anyway. I figure any vegetable that works so har...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST |
My Wolf Boy |
I admit that I should not have been having an extended pen pal relationship with a minor. In my defense I did not know she was only sixteen, and I did not know she was a boy. She/he...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST |
Blue Pills and TV |
ON MY STOMACH
I'd like to thank everyone for the cards and the flowers. They are much appreciated.
For those that haven't heard, I was the recent victim of an assassination attempt. ...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:08:00 PST |
Bruised Vocal Chords (1) |
ON THE RUNWAY
Fine, I admit it, I watch Project Runway. I watch the heck out of it. A Senator is allowed a guilty pleasure or three, and this one is on the top of my list. But...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST |
And I Owe It All To You |
ON ANGRY MAX
Patrick Swayze came out of his lack-of-popularity forced retirement this week to lend his support to his fellow mullet, Mel Gibson. Gibson has come under fire recently for a ...
Posted by Senator John Slowly on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:40:00 PST |
