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About Me


There is a new wonderful alien named C-Matt-J that came on board with us- the R-Canyon-S planet. He joined this space ship around June or July my leader (F-Po-D) hasn't given him the inductment ceremony yet it takes the death of 2 more life forms. C-Matt-J does not have a mean bone in his body so F-Po-D has given me the honors of training C-Matt-J the steps of taking over the world. The world is waiting for me (S-Tiff-G) to become Emperess F-Po-D feels that he needs to stay on the planet of R-Canyon-S, so he will be sending me and C-Matt-J. C-Matt-J is under orders to destroy any life form that has any kind of negative aura, so watch your dialect, and movements, any sudden movenments triggers the "destroy" membrane.
There was a huge dispute with the bottom feeders on R-June-L. So F-Po-D came and invited me with open incubators to his planet R-Canyon-S. Within this transfer he has realized my intelligence is greater than his (due to all the Mexibel on planet R-June-L).
I have been trained to take out anything and everything that stands in my way from taking over the world, soon I will be the captain of the ship when F-Po-D goes back to continue being the ruler of R-Canyon-S. Caution I may confuse you with all the jabbering going on, that is how I was trained to make a brain explode. C-Matt-J knows only one way to destroy a life form, due to him not being inducted yet I am not at liberty to tell you his secret weapon. I do not get angry. Instead I manipulate your mind to think that I will not harm anyone in my path, just do not stop me from taking over the world. That was my one mission that my masters have trained me to do since I was artificially insiminated.
You will smile, you will laugh, and you will not show negativity. If you do not smile or laugh then I will destroy you by manipulation (physically and emotionally). If you are negative C-Matt-J has been instructed to take care of that problem.

You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you
are not the most social person in the bunch
and people think you are weird. That bothers
you somewhat but atleast you can entertain
yourself with daydreaming about killing them.
After all, they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world"
- R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
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My Interests

Eating brains.

Playing frisbee on the outside of ship (especially while still flying to the next planet) with M-Manson-M

C-Matt-J

Taking over planets

Soon going to be Emperess of the Earth

Next being Emperess of the Universe

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Sex
Your Favorite Target: Buddhist Monks
Your Kill Count: 252,329,610
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 43
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $243,357,175,255,693
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 44%

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I'd like to meet:

You should want to meet S-Tiff-G.

I want to meet anyone that will let me eat their brains.

Anyone easily manipulated.

Must not enjoy being manipulated.

Must be willing to take me to your leader no matter what planet you are from.

As long as you cooperate you will have an eternal life on my ship.

~~~This section is where you~~
~~~~~~can find my poems at~~~~
~~~All of these have been written by~~~
~~~~~~~~~~me (Tiffany)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~ Thanks for reading ~~~~

ALONE IN THE END

Many eyes look upon this sad, but empty heart
You look at me and smile but I look at you and cry
You hear me speak but you do not respond
Are you really listening to me because I am trying to say sorry
What have you done to this soul
Who are you to say that you hate
Have you gone mad or is this life just torturing me
I lay here and cry myself to sleep because I know when I wake up
You will not be here

THREE OF A KIND

Life begins as three
Mommy, mommy I know you are out there
Will you please listen to me I must come out
Once the moment passes I am alive but where did you go mommy

Daddy I never knew life was so cruel
What are you doing to me, I do not want to feel the pain you give
Is everything that you teach me natural
Or were you taught to inflict pain upon the ones you love the most

Death is more suitable for me
I love to hate and love the thought of death
Many people just do not understand the sadness that I feel
So I lay here in bed with the blade my daddy used on me
Who can save this sick soul, save me because I am dead
On the inside and out

SUNSHINE

Today there is sunshine
Tomorrow there are clouds
Today there are tears
Tomorrow there are fears
Today there is hope
Tomorrow there is faith
Today we see the changes that the world or a person can and will make
Tomorrow that could disappear
As long as there is sunshine, hope, and faith
There will always be something there trying to fade all this glory into a cloudy day
But as long as I have you, there is no cloudy day.

DEEP FEELINGS

There are feelings in my heart
There are feelings in my mind
There are feelings in the sky
There are feelings in the earth
There are feelings where feelings can’t go
Feelings don’t lie
One feeling may die but a new feeling will arrive.

IF ONLY THE TRUTH COULD BE TOLD

How do you describe Misery?
How do you describe the pits of hell?
How do you describe reality?
How do you dry your tears without another drop replacing the dried up one?

When you lose yourself do you find it again?
When you lose yourself is a new one created?

If you fall in love, do you get injured?
If you create hate, does it go in a frame?

Where do you go when your dreams come true?
Where do you go after you woke up from the ultimate dream?

What were your last words uttered when you fell in love?
What were your last words uttered when you framed hatred?

Describing, losing, falling, creating, dreaming and uttering
is the only true self description.

~~~~~TIFFANY~~~~

Music:

Heart Beats from being unable to think rationally because of my prodigies not knowing what's going on.

Movies:

E.T. That was my brother. He was not fit to live on my planet so F-Po-D ate his brain.

Television:

There is no time to watch television- too busy trying to take over the Universe.

Books:

Map of the Universe
Guide to taking over Earth

People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind. Think big anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack if you help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you might get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you've got anyway. - Anonymous

Heroes:

F-Po-D

My Blog

Kiss it and make it better :)

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You wouldn't believe what I have gone and done.

One cold evening this girl Tiffany got off work and got to her warm house to settle down for the night.  Manson (her dog) and Tiffany was horse playing around.  Manson took a flying leep ont...
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Oh la la where art thou??

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Michael you just need to realize that you are not a Jackson anymore

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Posted by la la on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

hmmm

I guess tits and ass was deleted..  Was it too vulgar or something??lol
Posted by la la on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

la la does poetry again - If only truth could be told

How do you describe Misery? How do you describe the pits of hell? How do you describe reality? How do you dry your tears without another drop replacing the dried up one?   When you lose yourself ...
Posted by la la on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

Confused??

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Posted by la la on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

Dead on the inside? This is not from the right side of la la's brain.

I wrote this yesterday while I was sick at home laying on my death bed while everyone was at work.  I am sorry that it is so long winded and if you have the patience and enjoy reading my inspirat...
Posted by la la on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

Yesterday was ugly Today is Beautiful

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Things that are Ugly

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