I am not Cruise |
So I did a spot on "Californication" a couple weeks ago where I play Tom Cruise for about ten seconds. It's a cheap gag- I'm in the background of a fake movie set and I make out with a Katie Holmes lo...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:09:00 GMT |
Where have all the architects gone? |
Will someone please explain to me why they keep commissioning drunks to design the new World Trade Center towers? I'm not talking about alcoholics. I'm talking about drunks. People who wake up in the ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:32:00 GMT |
I think I should play me in a movie |
Seriously, if they ever made a movie about me, I think I should be the guy to play me.I mean, not that there are any plans for a Nick Barnes Bio Pic any time soon- it's not like anyone knows who the h...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:16:00 GMT |
earthquakes |
A friend of mine back in Michigan recently asked me if I was okay, based on what she had heard about the earthquakes in California. I don't know what the rest of the country is being told by the...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
The art of Blog |
Alright, so my best friend has pressured me into writing something here. Apparently having a profile on MySpace isn't enough; you have to write little diary entires from time to time, in order to remi...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
