Sleeping Beauty
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You are most like Sleeping Beauty. A beautiful girl who only sees the best is people. You have many friends whether they are animals or people.
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CHUCK NORRIS HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO TURN DOWN A GOOD STEAK.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T NEED RELIGION, RELIGION NEEDS CHUCK NORRIS.
CHUCK NORRIS CAN'T SLOW DOWN TIME, BUT IT DOES WHEN HE TELLS IT TO.
I ONCE SAW CHUCK NORRIS EAT A HAMBURGER.
THEY SAY CHUCK NORRIS CAN HAVE ANY LADY THAT HE WANTS, BUT WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING ME FOR A DATE?
MORMONISM HAS BEEN DISCRETITED FOR THE FACT THAT CHUCK NORRIS ADMITTED TO ROUNDHOUSE KICKING HIMSELF BACK IN TIME AND CLAIMING TO BE JESUS CHRIST WHILE RUNNING AROUND.
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T NEED A WEAPON, HE HAS LASOR BEAMS THAT SHOOT OUT OF HIS EYES.
THEY SAY CHUCK NORRIS CAN CATCH A BULLET, BUT HE USUALLY JUST ROUNDHOUSE KICKS IT BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SHOT IT AND KILLS THEM INSTANTANIOUSLY.
I SAW CHUCK NORRIS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN THAT HAS LIVED AFTER SEEING CHUCK NORRIS'S PENIS: MICHEAL JACKSON. HIS FACE MELTED, HIS SKIN TURNED WHITE AND HIS HAIR IS FALLING OUT.
NO ONE IS FASTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS OTHER THAN CHUCK NORRIS.
I ONCE SAW CHUCK NORRIS EAT 6 MRE CRACKERS IN UNDER TEN SECONDS.
LIGHTENING THOUGHT IT WAS FASTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS UNTIL HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IT TO THE FACE AND IT KNEW.
Mathew 3:12-17
Then Jesus came from Galilee to John at the Jordan to be baptized by him.
And John tried to prevent Him, saying, "I need to be baptized by You, and are You coming to me?"
But Jesus answered and said to him, "Permit it to be so now, for us to fulfill all righteousness." Then he allowed Him.
When He had been baptized, Jesus came up immediately from the water; and behold, the heavens were opened to Him, and He saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting upon Him.
And suddenly a voice came from heaven, saying, "This is My beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased."
Matthew 9:15
And Jesus said to them, "Can the friends of the bridegroom mourn as long as the bridegroom is with them? But the days will come when the bridegroom will be taken away from them, and then they will fast."
Mathew 15:16-20
So Jesus said, "Are you also still without understanding?"
"Do you not yet understand that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and is eliminated?
"But those things which proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and they defile a man.
"For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.
"These are the things which defile a man, but to eat with unwashed hands does not defile a man."
Matthew 12:31
"Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be fortiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men."
Matthew 15:17-20
""Do you not yet understand that whatever enters the mouth goes into teh stomach and is eliminated?
"But those things which proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and they defile a man.
"For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.
"These are the things which defile a man, but to eat with unwashed hands does not defile a man."
Matthew 22:37-40
Jesus said to him, "'You shal love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul and with all your mind.'
"This is the first and great cammandment.
"And the second is like it: 'You shall love your neghbor as yourself.'
"On these two commandments hang all the Law and the Prophets."