Ishtar in Love :-)

This is usually the part of the profile where you are allowed to indulge in shameless self promotion about how you for example are a multitasker , able to cook you a great meal while painting the kitchen , able to study the effects of stem cells on atherosclerosis while using words from the dictionary to make other people feel stupid . well I am not going to do that , instead I am going to do a little thing I like to call " The Truth " , Let me know what you think ( Or not , up to you really :- )Apart from being able to cook reasonably well ( my chicken parmigiana has not given anyone the bird flu yet , no matter what they cl..-) ) and cooking while painting , hmmm I don't know , dizzy from the fumes and flecks of paint in the food , not a good I idea I reckon . My knowledge of stem cell research is limited at best as I have not needed such information as of yet , not much call for information on stem cells in Astronomy .I can be a thoroughly annoying person , if your not being bombarded with a hundred questions or unimportant random facts a minute your being subjected to my childish jokes or hyperactive outbursts as I go supernova with energy .I always forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste tube , get bored too easily , I never admit to being wrong! , instead I will start a long speech , with tons of made up facts so that at the end of the speech you have probably lost your will to live :-) I hate being late to appointments but yet always end up notoriously at least 10 minutes late to anything , and will very likely be late for my own wedding and probably my own funeral too :-) I use smily faces in e .- mails , letters and sms..s way to much and it annoys the heck out people ( hmmm perhaps there within lies the answer to why I do it :-) :-) I am otften arrogant for no particular reason at all , I have also noticed that I have pesky tendency to be a bit selfish . I get bored to easily and have even been known to be lazy . I am also rumored to be a bit of a buttinsky , I eavesdrop on peoples private conversations .I have too many interrests when I probaly should focus on a few things at a time , I bite my nails when I watch scary movies , and cry like a baby when I see sad ones , I lie too often ( NOT big lies just little white ones , but still ) I write silly detailed " To do lists " EVERY day , and I always get the Sunday blues ( have no idea why :-) ) I get pissed off when there is nothing good on TV , I buy lots of shoes that I never wear , I just like to look at them cause they are pretty , I buy too many books , I visit the pet shop several days a week to cuddle with the animals , which pisses off the pet shop owner because I never buy anything , I get disappointed when people are not as passionately interested in history , archeology ,science ,astronomy and the gizillion other topics that interest me , I use comma far , too, much , hate spelling mistakes but make thim al tha timme myself :-) Got sent home from sunday school when I was seven and asked to not return until i had taken anger management lessons ( BUT why cant Christian people just answer simple questions like " if Adam and Eve were the first people on earth ,and they then proceeded to have children , " whom took woman as wives " , where the heck did all these woman come from ????? huh ? seriously But all in all I think despite all these apparent faults and flaws I am suffer from the pleasant desease known as being HUMAN , and thank god for that , and although I seldom learn from my mistakes I give a lot of people more than enough chances , and quite frankly most of them are more than worth it , So here I am A NUTTY NUTTY NUT , take it or leave it , this is me :-)