WOMEN |
WOMENIf you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wi... Posted by MuBaRaK on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:12:00 PST |
A PROMISE TO YOU |
A PROMISE TO YOUYou are wonderful to me,I'm glad you are my friend.Hopefully forever,Until the end.You make me feel specialWith all that you doIt makes... Posted by MuBaRaK on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:06:00 PST |
Funny Equations! |
Funny Equations! Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = D... Posted by MuBaRaK on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST |
Alcohol Warnings |
Alcohol Warnings Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all bee... Posted by MuBaRaK on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST |
Do U Dare?? |
So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it" .The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer. OK, relax, cle... Posted by MuBaRaK on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:18:00 PST |
Math For Life :) |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy &nb... Posted by MuBaRaK on Tue, 08 May 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Rules that guys wish women knew |
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live w... Posted by MuBaRaK on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:17:00 PST |
99 SECRETS..... |
99 SECRETS GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT GUYS
First of all, i didn't write this blog, i just wanna share it with all of you :))
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. ... Posted by MuBaRaK on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:46:00 PST |