I'm taller than Tom Cruise, but I'm not a Scientologist (though I did take the application test once at their headquarters in LA... research for a movie script I was co-writing); I have more hair than Patrick Stewart, but less than King Kong; I have all my own teeth; I have worked in fashion, comic books, newspapers, magazines, radio, music, film, animation, television and escalator cleaning. Just finished a stint managing a band, currently developing four animated TV series.My proudest moments include being Snorky The Elephant from The Banana Splits for a Cartoon Network promo spot, a comic strip I scripted making the front page of the Daily Star, and winning an MTV Europe award for a U2 music promo I art directed.I'm a happy bunny, except when I'm not...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DKNY
Birthday: Happy... oh, is this not word association?
Birthplace: On the banks of the Thames, in the shadow of Big Ben.
Current Location: In front of a laptop.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 5' 10", I think...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, right?
Your Heritage: Lovemonkey
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Adidas clamshell.
Your Weakness: Kryptonite.
Your Fears: That someone will discover I'm the bastard off-spring of Tom Jones.
Your Perfect Pizza: Texas BBQ or American Hot.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already achieved it (directed the pilots for two TV shows I've been developing).
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ommigod, THAT wasn't there before...!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My right ear.
Your Bedtime: ...is rarely dull.
Your Most Missed Memory: If I could remember it, it wouldn't be missed. Right?!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke... ha ha.
MacDonalds or Burger King: They're both corporate spawns of the devil... but my god, a quarter pounder with cheese tastes good when suffering with a hangover!
Single or Group Dates: Orgies.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Twinings Lemon & Ginger.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both... that's why god made Oreo cookies.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither particularly.
Do you Smoke: I am smokin'... does that count?
Do you Swear: Like a Russian peasant!
Do you Sing: Also like a Russian peasant.
Do you Shower Daily: As if... only once a month if I can help it. I'd quite like to shower Tess Daly, however.
Have you Been in Love: I have the scars to prove it.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely, I think therefore I am.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes, I am sick of motion. It's vastly overrated!
Do you think you are Attractive: I think my right ear is attractive.
Are you a Health Freak: Just a freak who happens to be healthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: I'll get back to you on that...
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like running on the beach in thunderstorms.
Do you play an Instrument: Pfft, I wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only while I was smoking a packet of cigarettes and downing six bottles of Bombay Sapphire gin.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I had an Oreo Frappacino-type thing from Coffee Republic.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only the Stage Of Life.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Are you trying to tell me something??!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, unfortunately I did it at mid-day in Trafalgar Square and was promptly arrested.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a moment's quiet.
Ever been Drunk: Who writes these things? A nun?!
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, baby!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah. By love.
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How do you want to Die: Like Don Simpson. Or a Viking, so I can enter Valhalla.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fat chance of THAT happening...
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm not that shallow.
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not that shallow.
Short or Long Hair: Long. Okay, I am THAT shallow...
Height: She should have height, yes...
Weight: ...and weight...
Best Clothing Style: Traditional Moldovian. Gets me every time.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I've never taken them, I've always paid for them. Ha haaa! Oh, I DO amuse myself...
Number of CDs I own: Far too many to count. Thousands.
Number of Piercings: Two.
Number of Tattoos: One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't regret. Just learn from your mistakes.
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