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Alex

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Montclair, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Nadia [Double Standard B****!!] Don't waste your time on me - you're already the voice inside my head!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Roskilde,
Country:: Denmark
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

thats a keeper

Age:: 81 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Digital Blasphemy

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FRIENDSWOOD, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Lauren The destination of this train is: Wonderland.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SWEDESBORO, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

courty-boo

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New Brunswick, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Lara it's not that i'm lazy. it's that i just don't care.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Kristen Just kick it like tae bo

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FORT WORTH, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

AmyLeann

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Houston, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: OWINGS MILLS, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Dave If you own a pair of Uggs, don't even bother.

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ROCKLAND, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

I want to go to there

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Camby, INDIANA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

shawn

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PLEASANTON, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lew! "The difference between good times and bad is atmosphere. And since atmosphere is primarily defined

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: 775, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Whit. What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Jacksonville/Melbourne Beach, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Bubz the Troll

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Plymouth, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Jan Eyre because you're mine, i walk the line

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Jayvi Velasco Soulful music for funky people.

Age:: 73 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Francisco (Inner Mission District), California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ummm...ash? There's one born every minute. Sucker.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Columbia, South Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Sean

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Santa Ana, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

ron

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Always Somewhere,
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Disaster Nudity

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Friends

... leihua

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

justine.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single

JENkat$u Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway...

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Sara

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hamden, Connecticut
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Here For:: Friends

Medi Kate

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Holly

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

fafi, bcn! nothing's gonna change my world

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: College Station & 956, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

jay

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BENSALEM, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Laura Thank you, Mark Wahlberg.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Cleveland, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

purljamber purljamber

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GAINESVILLE, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Secondhand Opinions For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, if I live, I will kill You. If I die, You are forgiven

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Hammond, Louisiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

bean. fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Dayton, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married

Maurica Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Potter Valley, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ChristyEvil

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Mufreesboro, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Digitalgoth Anti-Rumour Mill

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jess Je suis juste que bon.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

- Marc - a wanna be motorcyle cop

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Margate, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Bekah Spiders! ... want me to tap dance! I don't want to tap dance." "You tell those spiders, Ron." "Yeah,

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PLAINVIEW, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

~This IS Chaos~ I wanna kill you, dig you up- and do it again...

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Mentor, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kate I've seen her dehydrate, sir. It's gross.

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Watertown, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Miranda Allyn

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Miss. Cass

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: OXFORD, Ohio
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Hope

Age:: 94 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

Chris

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Lubbock, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

John

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HOLLYWOOD, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight