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Dave

If you own a pair of Uggs, don't even bother.

About Me

I return phone calls. I wanna' punch people at the Grove who refuse to validate my parking unless I make a purchase. I hate to run, but I do it all the time. I pretend to like hiking if it means I get to go with a cute girl. I love romantic comedies, but sometimes pretend that I've never heard of movies such as "Love Actually" and "Notting Hill." I love to make people laugh. I've sometimes been accused of not having a serious side, because of my sarcasm. I have a useless ability to remember movie quotes, but I'll never be that guy who quotes lines from a movie while watching one (does anyone understand how annoying that is??). I throw a baseball 80-85 mph, can touch my tongue to my nose, and I will someday knock the clipboard out of a promoter's hand outside a club. I will also purchase a Hummer and ram it into all parking enforcement attendants in West Hollywood. I love San Dimas.

My Interests

playing sports. road trips. karoake. skydiving. watching the Eagles snap Terrell Owens in half.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can tell me about Roy Hobbs, Jack Burton, Crash Davis, Carl Spackler, and John Blutarsky.

Music:

Linkin Park, Eminem, James Horner, George Romano, Jerry Goldsmith, The Police, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash,

Movies:

The Natural, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, To Kill a Mockingbird, Nobody's Fool, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Bull Durham, Scent of a Woman, Hoosiers, Field of Dreams, Finding Neverland, The Untouchables, High Noon,

Television:

24, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Smallville, Lost, Thundercats, and Entourage.

Books:

Master Harold and the Boys, Bleachers,

Heroes:

It's personal.