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kenny k.

i don't know...i think it's all about angles with him...

About Me

you're ALL going to know this boy. very soon.

My Interests

iced coffee, finding people who make me laugh so hard it hurts, telling people, "sorry i can't pick you up from LAX", real world/road rules challenges, sam donaldson's hair, the october 2002 issue of "field & stream", people who mispronounce words, blowing my nose so loud that my teacher makes me leave class to do it, myspace, massholes, fries and tartar sauce, every 5th joke i write that's actually funny, catching a rerun of "the cosby show" when theo moves out, commercial jingles, acting, acting like an asshole, anyssa(no correlation there, AMAC, just coincidence), the scrolling bar at the bottom of CNN, weekend mornings, the police blotter in my hometown newspaper...the winthrop transcript, urban planning, the stories my winthrop friends call me with, drinking here and there, foodies and gourmands, sleeping late, wanting to get up earlier and chernobyl.

I'd like to meet:

each and every one of these people.

Music:

erica and i singing "o holy night". please. it'd be your favorite too.

Movies:

the shining, pee-wee's big adventure, welcome to the dollhouse, the thomas crown affair(both), two girls and a guy, pleasantville, angel heart, a clockwork orange, the women of brewster place, showgirls, waiting for guffman, this is spinal tap, cheech and chong's next movie, chuck and buck, dancer in the dark, drop dead gorgeous and a yearly viewing of "doing time on maple drive"

Television:

rescue me...best show on right now, the minor accomplishments of jackie woodman, good times, anything on HGTV, 360 with Anderson, brothers & sisters, grey's anatomy, roseanne, american idol, boy meets world, the hills...and jeopardy!...even though i'm not a fan of exclamation points.

Books:

Dry, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Cadavers, American Psycho, The Big Picture, Wordfreak, Memoirs of A Geisha, Choose your own Adventure, Running With Scissors, Sedaris...and 'Da Jesus Book...it's the Pidgeon version of the Bible...best thing I ever bought at Wal-Mart

Heroes:

meatball on wheat

My Blog

G.

i'm about to write a serious blog. not like, "a serious fuckin' blog, dude". nope. it'll be a blog that doesn't end up funny. or, maybe it will. everything should be funny.i woke up today and thi...
Posted by kenny k. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:28:00 PST

Our operators are helping other callers...

i consider myself to be a person who speaks what's on his mind. fairly often. mostly when it's constructive. or, if i feel like being a cunt, when it ain't constructive. one thing i practice prett...
Posted by kenny k. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:33:00 PST

eight is enough.

The Rules:- Don't change your top 8.- Be completely honest (within reason).[PERSON ONE]: Audrey1) How long have you known this person?: 3 years now...i shall forever gauge it by how long the Strike ha...
Posted by kenny k. on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

Law & Order: I Can Smell Your Dick

     It's been quite a while since I last unleashed a blog on all your tired asses.  In fact, the last time was on Jan. 4 of this year...my birthday.  So, unless you go b...
Posted by kenny k. on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST

being happy for others...

so i decided to title this one before i even knew what i was writing about. we'll see if i come back around to it at all...her name is lucy. she's a dog. she's brown and hot and her picture is right b...
Posted by kenny k. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a room is still a room...

i'm sitting here in the middle of my bedroom. lit-rally. the middle. on the floor. as i do a 360 look around these 4 walls, i wonder....seriously, kenny? sure, i have a speak-n-spell, paperwork separa...
Posted by kenny k. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hello twelve, hello thirteen....

"capricorn...i knew it.  yup.  definitely.  that's why we get along." if you'd say this, i don't know how i feel about you.  i'm, by no means, trying to discredit your belief system.  i just think th...
Posted by kenny k. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SRO.

at the top of my profile page, it reads "kenny k. is in your extended network".  i am kenny k.  now, i'm thinking that i have a serious problem if i can't get any closer to myself than being...
Posted by kenny k. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy adjacent.

ever get sad about your life? parts of it are good. my job...well, it's ok. my career is moving "slowly but surely". a relationship. if i had to explain how close i am to a relationship to you in...
Posted by kenny k. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a-l-a-b-a-m-a

When I'm reading something, like someone's profile or a blog or US News & World Report, I can't help but judge people for their spelling mistakes. Especially on here. I know how old you are, I know ...
Posted by kenny k. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST