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Ellyn

I fall. and drop things.

About Me

I am a marine biologist, but in my spare time I am a fashion designer and for a hobby I am an infant nurse. That's what I used to tell people what I wanted to be when I grow up. Weird how my life turned out EXACTLY how I thought it would. I'm from a big, funny family. AAAAAND by big, I mean over weight. Kidding..they are all of reasonable size...no but seriously...we're all fat. With a PH. We're all PHAT. I have a puppy. I am a water sign...so you know what that means....me either. I love to laugh at my hysterical friends, I love to laugh at the stupid things people say (including myself), love to:watch movies, see theater, sometimes do theater, travel, scuba dive, walk my dog, eat out with friends, knit, dance, sing at the top of lungs while the subway goes by, read the paper, watch HORRIBLE mind numbing television and smoke crack. I also do a mean impression of Cher.
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My Interests

I love going to the movies and then quoting them with my brother. Text messaging at really inappropriate times. I LOVE putting music on my ipod. Playing with my puppy. (For the record, the cutest dog in the world!) I am also interested in quilting. though I have never done it...and don't know how to do it, it is interesting. So is Your mom.the musical "rent" and children who sing songs from it!Rent Theme done by kids

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I'd like to meet:

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: The guy who came up with reality television, my great, great, great grandmother, Lucille Ball (and tell her she was a revolutionary), The guy who wrote "in the heights", Will Ferrell(shake his hand for "Anchorman" then slap him for "Bewitched") , Sarah Jessica Parker, Snoop Dog (and roll down the street sip on on gin and juice and smoke a J) and , Jennifer Aniston (to tell her Angelina is a dirty, dirty whore), Jesus (tell him I liked his sandles...but suggest they came in a sporty wedge), Ben Stiller, Morgan Freeman, Eminem, your mother (because she's cool), Jake Gyllenhaal (then have his babies), Jack Nicolson, Matt Damon, Halle Berry (and make her do her Oscar acceptance speech for me), Bill Clinton (smoke a cigar), Sean Penn (and tell him how talented I think he is, but he needs to calm down)and this boy:.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Stuff I download from limewire...YEAH, I said it...LIMEWIRE!And when your mom sings "through the eyes of love" hopped up on wine sprizters at kareoke.

Movies:

Um...as of late? "Walk the Line", "Brokeback (I wish I could quit you) Mountain", your moms home movies...

Television:

OK. Why did noone tell me how good all 47 "law and orders" are? Alright, so I never really paid attention to these shows the criminal intents, the SVU's the regular one....I thought it was a bit of over kill, but MAN those shows suck you IN! If I sit there for 5 minutes, I'm commited for the hour...love em!And I am going to bring up something a little controversial. I am going to throw it out there..."flavor of love" is the best thing on TV. Let me tell you why. Well, I don't know why, other than the fact, those bitches crazy! If you have not seen it yet, I encourage you to find a marathon and don't leave your house, you will thank me!Then of course my favs that have gone off the air...Friends and Sex in the City.And that show on VH1...the best week ever...but I just consider that news.

Books:

oooohhh the bible...good book.US weekly, STAR, INtouch. ...I'm kidding those are trash magazines. No for real...books...uuuhhh People.

Heroes:

Oprah. Lucille Ball. Bono. my mom. your mom. Ellen Degeneres. Johnny Depp.pearl."I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog goonait people lick me" HA!

My Blog

My favorite person

Things to note in this performance:1) "leave him hanging on the line...hey, hey, hey"2) catch him on the rebound....(shooting basketball)3)chin-chinla?4)ask my therapistS I don't kno...
Posted by Ellyn on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:42:00 PST

The art of upselling

Upselling&here it is, you are in the gap, and they try and tell you about the belt that goes great with those chinos. You are in Express&."you know if you buy another pair of leg warmers the third is ...
Posted by Ellyn on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

rosie vs. donald

Rosie vs. the DonaldFirst of all&.wow. how can two people be so out right with their public hatred for one another. I can't help but side with Rosie and think that Donald is kind of& a cry baby. Waaaa...
Posted by Ellyn on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

I have a serious side...

So, yes, though my blogs are cynical and stupid, I do have a serious side. I mean, "IIIIIIIII loved to cry at weddings....." anyone? anyone? anyone getting my stupid musical theater reference? no? mov...
Posted by Ellyn on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST

Can you hear me now?

ok. This is it. It has been topped. The bar has been raised...I can die a happy woman....The world has, officially, gone pear shaped&.off it's rocker, ass backwards, what have you&. I saw a homeless p...
Posted by Ellyn on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

They say they are the best, but....

There are a few things that are certain when you have the flu. A) You loose a glorious 5-7 pounds for which you could not have otherwise B) you feel lazy and not attached to the world outside C) you g...
Posted by Ellyn on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

why are you all in a new york state of mind? no...seriously...why?

I know I am a freakishly weird person. I look at people on the streets and the subway and I make a little back story, like where they come from and what they are doing that day, and how they might tal...
Posted by Ellyn on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

I love HALLOWEEN....

I love Halloween almost as much as I love dental work. I mean, I did go to a fun party which was a politically incorrect party...which....GENIUS idea, kind of bummed I didn't think of it! If you are e...
Posted by Ellyn on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

ever have those days?

when you think you see famous people? And you double take and it is really just a joe shmo hot dog vender. yeah I thought it was weird that Ben Stiller had a hot dog stand too. Believe me. Well, yeste...
Posted by Ellyn on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:45:00 PST

blog it, blog it good....

hello and greetings from beautiful Hilton Head Island...home of....golf and...bugs...and...golf and well, "west side story". woo-hoo! fun times. I would like to take this time to discuss with the mysp...
Posted by Ellyn on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:27:00 PST